Alright you 2 !!!!!
Woo-hoo !!!!
If I do not get:
1. Invited to the engagement party
2. Invited to the wedding
3. An offer as godfather to at least ONE of the 8 children you will have
There will be MUCHO trouble.
And as a short aside, Mike, love the girl to death, because in 17.5 years time (you have been together 2 years, right?) I have no choice but to whack your sorry ass and dispose thoughtfully of your body (all that ink HAS to have a half life !!).
You see, myself and your betrothed made a promise to each other not altogether too long before you 2 started as an item.
Steph and myself promised each other that in 20 years, if neither of us were married, we'd do the deed and tie the knot together.
As far as I can figure, if you are gone, that qualifies as not being married on her part.
Love you both to death (no pun there !!) may you both live long and extraordinary lives together !!
Much Love
Lindsay
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