If you were at a party at the Playboy mansion would you go into the Grotto?

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  • Gretta von Pissflaps
    So Fucking Banned
    • Mar 2005
    • 23

    #1

    If you were at a party at the Playboy mansion would you go into the Grotto?

    I wouldn't.
    Imagine all the loads floating around in that water, and the walls and floors covered in semen, from years and decades of sex in that cave.


  • spunkmaster
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 2052

    #2
    Chlorine takes care of that !

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    • DarkJedi
      No Refunds Issued.
      • Feb 2001
      • 28301

      #3
      This applies to motel rooms too.

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      • KRL
        Entrepreneur
        • Oct 2002
        • 31429

        #4
        Everywhere you go is dirty.

        Think about restaurants. Imagine how many people have sat in the same chair you are sitting in with smelly underwear on.

        Think about all the germs and dirt on the money we all handle.

        Think about how many hands have been on the escalator you put your hand on.

        Think about the fact that half the guys that go to piss or shit in a public restroom walk out without washing their hands and touch the door handle you do on the way out.

        Think about how many people have squeezed the fruit and vegetables at the market before you picked the one you wanted.

        etc. etc. etc.

        You can't think about it or you would get grossed out all day long.
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        • XPays
          Team Player
          • May 2004
          • 13002

          #5
          eh, pffft, etc.
          one needs exposure to some germs and bacteria etc within reason in order to maintain a resistance
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          • Jace
            FBOP Class Of 2013
            • Jan 2004
            • 35562

            #6
            i would...and i would fuck the shit out of my wife in front of 30 people and laugh while cumming all over her tits

            then watch my little load float away in the hot tub

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            • EmporerEJ
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2004
              • 282

              #7
              Originally posted by JaceXXX
              i would...and i would fuck the shit out of my wife in front of 30 people and laugh while cumming all over her tits

              then watch my little load float away in the hot tub
              You'll be sure to post pictures, right?

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              • Manowar
                jellyfish  
                • Dec 2003
                • 71528

                #8
                Originally posted by JaceXXX
                i would...and i would fuck the shit out of my wife in front of 30 people and laugh while cumming all over her tits

                then watch my little load float away in the hot tub

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                • Keev
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2001
                  • 5335

                  #9
                  tastes great, less filling!
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                  • Phoenix
                    BACON BACON BACON
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 35475

                    #10
                    i might be crazy, but i never tuch an escalator, and i use paper towels to open bathroom doors.

                    I'd never enter the grotto unless i had a couple fine ass chicks to go in with though..lol
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                    • Sir Basil
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2005
                      • 106

                      #11
                      Huzzah on a wonderfully ebullient inaugural post.
                      “Wolves which batten upon lambs, lambs consumed by wolves, the strong who immolate the weak, the weak victims of the strong: there you have Nature, there you have her intentions, there you have her scheme: a perpetual action and reaction, a host of vices, a host of virtues, in one word, a perfect equilibrium resulting from the equality of good and evil on earth.”

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                      • Jace
                        FBOP Class Of 2013
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 35562

                        #12
                        Originally posted by EmporerEJ
                        You'll be sure to post pictures, right?
                        if I am ever in the grotto...for sure

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                        • runaway
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 1177

                          #13
                          is that a penis pump?

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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133978

                            #14
                            For sure...that is historic

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