Originally Posted by RayVega

I stop into the supermarket to grab a few things real quick, and there they are...these groups that set up shop at the exit of a supermarket or convenience store to try and sell you something. You see them going in and now you're like "fuck, I have to deal with these assholes on the way out". Now when you leave, and they jump right in front of you. "Excuse me sir we represent the foundation for children's cancer"...CHILDREN'S CANCER? Now how can I walk away without even listening to the story, I'd feel like a total heel. The (young attractive) girl gives you the bullshit story about children suffering and finding a cure blah blah blah etc. etc. etc. and the whole time you are just thinking "I wonder if she has a landing strip or smooth shave".

Now she gets down to business, and let me tell you...remember the good ol days when they asked for $1? Those days are over my friend! Now they have this ever cute teddy that would be a great gift for a girlfriend, wife or kids for a mere $75, and you'd be helping to save a kids life (Jesus! talk about a guilt trip). Meanwhile your just hoping one of her tit's pops out, or as she bends over to grab one of these sweatshop made pieces of shit from the box under the table that you may catch a glimpse of some nip so you feel you weren't completely robbed.

Now what do you do? You can say no, but you are a dick. You say you have no cash on you...NO PROBLEM, these bitches take credit cards now! They know you were shopping and have your card on you. You're fucked, plain and simple. I wanna say " lady I can get three lap dances and a reach around for this, take the animal and stuff it up your ass!" that would be worth $75.

So you take out your wallet and get taken for your hard earned cash. They use cute girls on purpose because they know we cannot say no. The fat old veteran selling those stupid memorial roses I can walk right by, no problem, fuck him. So, he got shot at 100 years ago. Big deal. the civil war has been over for a long time now. But the girl is so much harder to be rude to. And you can't back out gently, because women are the best at using guilt, they use guilt the way an artist uses paint or clay. They are truly Picasso's in art of making you feel undeserving of everything you have.

Now you walk away after spending $26.97 in the store and it was a $100 trip for you. Plus the stuffed animal you have, which looks like a cross between a monkey and a moose, is so ugly and cheaply made by the Taiwanese children in the factory over seas that you don't even know what the fuck it is. You can't give a mutated animal to a kid so you give it to your dog to chew on...

You want my donation? advertise on TV, put an ad in the paper, don't accost me at the supermarket. The next time it happens I think I may just ask the girl if it comes with a blowjob and then proceed to unzip my fly just to see if that shuts her the fuck up. But I doubt it.

End of Rant.