Do I have any regrets? FUCK NO.
When I was sixteen I decided I had to live my life to the fullest and that's exactly what I did. I left home, got deported from Canada, arrested in NYC, joined the US Marines, blew stuff up for a few years, married a stripper who liked girls, moved to California, worked at a night club, managed 200 employees at the phone company, moved to Phoenix and started a porn company, got married again, and ended up working for Playboy. I have my sports car, my motorcycle, and I'm thinking about buying a boat next spring.
And I haven't even gotten started yet.
Yes, I'm writing a book.
No, no regrets at all.
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