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Old 09-07-2006, 07:19 AM  
AssPirate
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Well, you can just say, "I'm sorry but I'm hurrying to my OWN CHEMO in a few minutes from now. So if you'll excuse me."

or:

"I'm sorry but I have to take a shit badly".

or:

"Hi, I can't stop at the moment, but I will have my assistant at that counter (point to anyone lining up in the cashier) do that for you, ok" (Smile warmly.)

or:

Motion her to come closer and whisper this to her ear. "Leave. Me. The. Hell. Alone. Or. I'll. Murderize. Yah."
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