QUESTION: why does everyone say: "i have a good lawyer" or "i know a good lawyer"

**edgeprod** · 09-05-2006, 03:52 AM

I find bringing up lawyers to be amusing. I can count on ONE hand the number of times I've had to file suit against people in this industry, and that's since 1996. People threaten legal action of tiny amounts like $15,000 -- it's almost laughable. They have no idea what they're talking about. It'd cost more to litigate than their suit is worth.

**aico** · 09-05-2006, 03:54 AM

I've never said that in my life.

**Mr.Right - Banned For Life** · 09-05-2006, 03:56 AM

i think its very funny.

Like when someone knows a good tradesman

**MetaMan** · 09-05-2006, 03:57 AM

Originally posted by edgeprod

I find bringing up lawyers to be amusing. I can count on ONE hand the number of times I've had to file suit against people in this industry, and that's since 1996. People threaten legal action of tiny amounts like $15,000 -- it's almost laughable. They have no idea what they're talking about. It'd cost more to litigate than their suit is worth.

exactly, i love how people just say it, i mean does anyone really even give a fuck anymore?

send me the papers i will wipe my ass with them.

**edgeprod** · 09-05-2006, 04:02 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

exactly, i love how people just say it, i mean does anyone really even give a fuck anymore?

send me the papers i will wipe my ass with them.

In the mail.

**MetaMan** · 09-05-2006, 04:20 AM

Originally posted by Batts

i think its very funny.

Like when someone knows a good tradesman

i wish i knew more tradesmen.

**Why** · 09-05-2006, 04:23 AM

i dont know how good our attornies are, but they always get the results we want

**TSGlider** · 09-05-2006, 05:09 AM

It's a bit of a joke, isn't it? Like saying, "I'll be back," or "Here's looking at you, sweety," something one says to feel for a moment like they're in a hollywood movie. It may have held more weight back when law schools weren't churning out billions of lawyers per year.

**notabook** · 09-05-2006, 05:14 AM

Your statement was frivolous and defamatory and I'm going to SUE YOUR ASS. Anyone know a good lawyer?

**12clicks** · 09-05-2006, 05:14 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

exactly, i love how people just say it, i mean does anyone really even give a fuck anymore?

send me the papers i will wipe my ass with them.

uh, I actually video taped myself wiping my ass with someone's threat of a lawsuit and sent it to them.
I wonder if I still have that laying around.

**Mr. Romance** · 09-05-2006, 05:16 AM

Good point....I hear the same with my plastic surgeon is the best..I think it is like a gambler that only talks about the winnings..

Mr. Romance

**Zarathustra** · 09-05-2006, 05:21 AM

It probably started when someone tried to mimic Scarface like they do with all the lines in the movie

**topshelfdesign** · 09-05-2006, 05:31 AM

i love hearing it, especially if you can just tell the guys bluffing

**jerseygto** · 09-05-2006, 05:39 AM

well alotta people try an be cool and will say that an my reply is well i know about 10 myself so fucking what do you go to thier house an eat drink an hang out? you get hookers togeather? does he give you a huge discount? now if you said your mother,father,brother,sister was one id be a lil worried HA!

**pussyluver** · 09-05-2006, 06:20 AM

I've met plenty of bad attorneys and even hired a few. My ex is an attorney. So whip-dee-fucking-dooo. Not to worry, she won't be representing me in any litigation.....

**KRL** · 09-05-2006, 06:35 AM

There are actually more lousy attorneys than good ones and most are just after your bucks win or lose.

**ajrocks** · 09-05-2006, 06:57 AM

Its because lawyers are like assholes, everyone has one.

**wyldblyss** · 09-05-2006, 07:00 AM

I avoid my lawyer like the plague. All I know is that even mentioning his name will mean a very large bill popping up in my mail box lol. It has to be something pretty important to get me to contact him hehe

**Klen** · 09-05-2006, 07:02 AM

I wonder when will come day when all lawyers will shooted in sun hehe

**carol.prime** · 09-05-2006, 07:07 AM

QUESTION: why does everyone say: "i have a good lawyer" or "i know a good lawyer"

ANSWER: It means they have the money to shut anyone off

**MetaMan** · 09-05-2006, 08:11 AM

Originally posted by carol.prime

QUESTION: why does everyone say: "i have a good lawyer" or "i know a good lawyer"

ANSWER: It means they have the money to shut anyone off

hmm no not at all, i think alot of people who have LESS money use the line as if they are going to scare anyone off.

everyone knows the people with the best lawyers do not make threads, they take you to court before you can take a shit.

QUESTION: why does everyone say: "i have a good lawyer" or "i know a good lawyer"

QUESTION: why does everyone say: "i have a good lawyer" or "i know a good lawyer"

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