I don’t know, dude, you just came in the kitchen talking about.. something.
Peanut butter! You’re eating peanut butter! I love peanut butter! My mom used to give it to me all the time.
This isn’t the house P.B. That stuff went fuzzy. This is my private stash. Sorry, bro. I'd share but it has to last the week.
S’cool. I think I’ll go down to the people’s store and get some for myself. You want to go?
Sure, but let’s do a number or two before we go. The store is always cooler when you’re high.
I know, the labels, man. They’re like – whoa. It’s like – Warhol, Disney, and shit. And they’re all like – eat this, it’ll make you John Wayne or somethin’. Man. I hate America, y'know? Sometimes I fucking hate it.
I love George Bush more and more, I am really starting to regret that he can?t run for a third term (well unless of course he decided to put us in a major war and retains presidency by choice/force. Man that?d be great). He is truly a king among men!
Wait? what do you mean the whole video was about him READING fucking books? What the holy fucking shit? Screw that son of a bitch asshole, I hope somebody puts three bullets through his eyes in succession then screws his ass with a corkscrew while dipping it repeatedly in lemon juice. That god damn fucking freaktard.
Wait a minute, can Bush even fucking read a book? HOLY SHIT, IT?S A TRAP!
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