FROM THIS WEEK'S FLASHCA$H NEWSLETTER:
FLASHCA$H would like to congratulate TONY BLAIR on his re-election!
As a former gay porn star, Blair is an inspiration to stunt cocks everywhere. His ?cum-stained rags-to-riches? rise from back-alley bukkake flicks? to feature fuck films? to public office strongly mimics the career path of American President and porn star, Ronald Reagan.
But Blair's 3rd re-election is a milestone for gay-for-pay public officials. His victory is being heralded as, ?the most significant public office ever held by a man who drank his own semen for money.?
We look forward to seeing what Blair can do in his third term, and are excited to see him fulfill his campaign promise of monthly ?Parliament Pussy Parties.?
**NOTE: Truth is that I don't know shit about British politics. So some of the above may not be entirely accurate. But since many of the FLASHCA$H Team (Dr. Jason Rhino, Mark Rhino, Dan, Amber, & Johnny) are originally from England, I kinda felt pressure to give some equal coverage to their cute little election.
FLASHCA$H would like to congratulate TONY BLAIR on his re-election!
As a former gay porn star, Blair is an inspiration to stunt cocks everywhere. His ?cum-stained rags-to-riches? rise from back-alley bukkake flicks? to feature fuck films? to public office strongly mimics the career path of American President and porn star, Ronald Reagan.
But Blair's 3rd re-election is a milestone for gay-for-pay public officials. His victory is being heralded as, ?the most significant public office ever held by a man who drank his own semen for money.?
We look forward to seeing what Blair can do in his third term, and are excited to see him fulfill his campaign promise of monthly ?Parliament Pussy Parties.?
**NOTE: Truth is that I don't know shit about British politics. So some of the above may not be entirely accurate. But since many of the FLASHCA$H Team (Dr. Jason Rhino, Mark Rhino, Dan, Amber, & Johnny) are originally from England, I kinda felt pressure to give some equal coverage to their cute little election.
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