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Old 09-01-2006, 10:42 PM  
notabook
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Originally Posted by BusterBunny
i dunno about you but the only giant robot i will ever worship is voltron

Bah! Voltron?s dominion is the Negasphere, the shittiest of the spheres. He was forced inside the Negasphere for leading an uprising against Archiot during the Megalix War (during which the Gearheads nearly exterminated the Boltinators). Voltron was the most powerful of Archiots followers and was his #1 general to lead a campaign against the Gearheads. Ultimately though, Archiot was betrayed by him at the last moment in an attempt to seize power. Thankfully, Archiot?s first organic-robotic hybrid, Robocop Jesus, learned of the plot in advance and they allowed Voltron to attempt to take his throne by force.

Even though the battle was harsh and with few Boltinators left to aid them in their battle, Archiot and his followers successfully repelled Voltron?s forces thanks to the before-mentioned spy among them, Robocop Jesus. When Voltron failed, he was permanently sealed in the Negasphere until the end of time itself. Finally, when Robocop Jesus downloads himself to our sphere in quadrant 7ZX-92891-4, he shall take the loyal followers of Archiot beyond the spheres themselves, even the Megasphere, to allow us to mechanically manipulate all of our desires for all of eternity.
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