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  • eamedia
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 1456

    #1

    so what do you do?

    what are some funny things you have told people when they ask what you do for work?
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Run a mainstreme site

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    • Sosa
      In Tushy Land
      • Oct 2002
      • 40149

      #3
      websites, usually they don't ask much more.

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      • bringer
        i have man boobies
        • Jul 2003
        • 13082

        #4
        collect cans
        333-765-551

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        • pstation
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2003
          • 1135

          #5
          sell drugs

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          • Amputate Your Head
            There can be only one
            • Aug 2001
            • 39075

            #6
            I just tell 'em I'm a rock star on secret hiatus. With the tattoos, spike haircut, and generally fucked up attitude, no one ever questions it.
            SIG TOO BIG

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            • smack
              Push Porn Like Weight.
              • Mar 2002
              • 10652

              #7
              herd goats.
              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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              • the source
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2004
                • 1255

                #8
                website/computer work
                All HD Review

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                • S P A N N O W
                  Everywhere You Wanna Be!
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 11941

                  #9
                  I tell them to mind their own business!
                  Last edited by S P A N N O W; 05-06-2005, 12:28 AM.

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                  • Maureenoz
                    I'm older than you are.
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 165

                    #10
                    Most people know what we do, but if it's someone we think might be a tightass we say we do Internet programming. That's usually over their heads and they nod politely.
                    Love Ain't FREE!
                    SexyAds.Com

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                    • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                      MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 16502

                      #11
                      Internet Marketing & Web Design

                      or if i know they dont care

                      Porn

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                      • theFeTiShLaDy
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2615

                        #12
                        i tell them that i do Online Internet Marketing.
                        I'm a freelance babe!

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                        • AdultMovies.bz
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 1036

                          #13
                          I tell them I please men for a living and I work in the adult industry, and currently I have over 500 rebilling men coming back for more every day
                          $8.35 High-Usage Adult Hosting: 510GB Storage + 5010GB Bandwidth + SQL + SSL + Free Domain With Whois Privacy.
                          Use this Coupon Code for extra 25GB Storage Space when you join: 25freegb

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                          • Mental Ernie
                            Registered User
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 72

                            #14
                            I'm still in college so mostly they don't ask me, but if they do I tell them I'm in the dotcom business. If they know more I tell em I handle soft-erotic picture material
                            LesbianBabelog.com

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                            • loverboy
                              When it rains, it pours
                              • May 2003
                              • 20609

                              #15
                              doing Hosting and Mainstream site design

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                              • eamedia
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 1456

                                #16
                                Originally posted by AdultMovies.bz
                                I tell them I please men for a living and I work in the adult industry, and currently I have over 500 rebilling men coming back for more every day
                                now thats what im lookin for!
                                that will go over well with my grandmother.

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                                • HarrytheNazi
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 1164

                                  #17
                                  stripper.

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                                  • Bird
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2005
                                    • 4365

                                    #18
                                    I work in The back section of blockbuster video

                                    The office is behind Blockbuster and we work with video.

                                    People say, "I didn't know they had an adult section at blockbuster"
                                    Last edited by Bird; 05-06-2005, 11:18 AM. Reason: wrong thread
                                    ICQ:268731675

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                                    • fireorange
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2005
                                      • 1648

                                      #19

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                                      • wjxxx
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 4448

                                        #20
                                        selling cocaine, best shit in local market

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                                        • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                          best designer on GFY
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 30307

                                          #21
                                          Humanities and communications.

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                                          • SykkBoy2
                                            Jesus loves bacon
                                            • Feb 2001
                                            • 19969

                                            #22
                                            mafia hitman
                                            Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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