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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141
    #1

    Is genocide funny to you?

    The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." President Bush says, "Well, your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do." The Saudi whispers "My young son watches (and loves) this show Star Trek and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."

    President Bush sorta chuckled and leaning toward the Saudi, whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future...."
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    • NoCarrier
      We need more free porn
      • Mar 2002
      • 16356
      #2
      Bush will be assassinated in October 2007 in Chicago



      According to a fictional movie.
      Last edited by NoCarrier; 09-01-2006, 12:36 PM.

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        • Dirty F
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2001
          • 59204
          #3
          Why aren't there any Mexicans in Star Trek...they don't work in the future either.

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            • nba4life2k
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              • Aug 2006
              • 308
              #4
              damn border hoppers

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                • Babaganoosh
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                  • Nov 2001
                  • 15841
                  #5
                  In this case, genocide is fucking hilarious.

                  This has nothing to do with genocide but:

                  Two arabs move from their middle-eastern homes to the United States. They decide to have a little contest to see who can become the most Americanized. After a few months they meet up and the first arab says: "I just picked up my son from baseball practice, went to McDonald's for dinner and now I'm going home and watch football and drink beer." The second arab says "Fuck you, towelhead."
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                    • Dagwolf
                      President of Canada
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 23141
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Franck
                      Why aren't there any Mexicans in Star Trek...they don't work in the future either.
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                        • INCINERATOR
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                          • Feb 2006
                          • 577
                          #7
                          Originally posted by NoCarrier
                          Bush will be assassinated in October 2007 in Chicago

                          According to a fictional movie.

                          Someone should kill him earlier, it's a lot of time till than!

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                            • websiex
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                              • Aug 2004
                              • 987
                              #8
                              lolz....

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                                • xcitecash
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                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 801
                                  #9
                                  only if it involves the Welsh

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                                    • ContentSHOOTER
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                                      • Dec 2005
                                      • 3770
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                      Bush will be assassinated in October 2007 in Chicago



                                      According to a fictional movie.

                                      I don't think they will be viewing that one in the States
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                                        • OG LennyT
                                          Wall Street Pimp
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 14345
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                          The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." President Bush says, "Well, your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do." The Saudi whispers "My young son watches (and loves) this show Star Trek and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."

                                          President Bush sorta chuckled and leaning toward the Saudi, whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future...."
                                          great joke
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                                            • AdultInsider Cloner
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                                              • Apr 2005
                                              • 1472
                                              #12
                                              heh...I can see him saying that
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                                                • BusterBunny
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                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 19291
                                                  #13
                                                  my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                    • directfiesta
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 30135
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                      The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." President Bush says, "Well, your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do." The Saudi whispers "My young son watches (and loves) this show Star Trek and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."

                                                      President Bush sorta chuckled and leaning toward the Saudi, whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future...."

                                                      funny
                                                      I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                                      But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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