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marketsmart · 08-31-2006, 08:19 PM

it's true. my dog (a 2 y/o viszla) is addicted to Slim Jims. I buy 48 packs at Sams Club everytime I go there. I give her (Fergie) one or two every few days. She loves them and she has learned how to chew them for a bit to get the flavor instead of just swallowing them in one bite.

Today I came home and she somehow got up on my office desk cabinet and removed a brand new box. Not only did she eat all 48, but she removed each wrapper (i counted) and not a single piece of wrapper was missing...

I am assuming she took the time to remove the wrapper as to not spoil the delicious flavor of a Slim Jim... Actually, I have no idea how she was anle to do it...

Is there a Slim Jim self help group i can send her to?

Also, I have been taking her out regularly tonight and there are no signs of digestive problems. I though for sure she would have the squirts...

08-31-2006, 08:19 PM
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	What Can I Do To Help An Addict? it's true. my dog (a 2 y/o viszla) is addicted to Slim Jims. I buy 48 packs at Sams Club everytime I go there. I give her (Fergie) one or two every few days. She loves them and she has learned how to chew them for a bit to get the flavor instead of just swallowing them in one bite. Today I came home and she somehow got up on my office desk cabinet and removed a brand new box. Not only did she eat all 48, but she removed each wrapper (i counted) and not a single piece of wrapper was missing... I am assuming she took the time to remove the wrapper as to not spoil the delicious flavor of a Slim Jim... Actually, I have no idea how she was anle to do it... Is there a Slim Jim self help group i can send her to? Also, I have been taking her out regularly tonight and there are no signs of digestive problems. I though for sure she would have the squirts...