What lies were you told when you were a kid?

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  • JFPdude
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 4027
    #51
    Originally posted by thumbsdepot
    Back when I was in school the teachers would always scare me by telling me that if I keep misbehaving that they would put it on my permanent record.
    They did ... I was just reading it online. You should have listened to them.

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      • JFPdude
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2002
        • 4027
        #52
        no shit I took woj's spot without even trying ... hahahaha

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          • Screaming
            I can change this!!!!!
            • Feb 2004
            • 18972
            #53
            the irony in things parents say

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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133978
                #54
                Originally posted by JFPdude
                no shit I took woj's spot without even trying ... hahahaha
                He must have put the bot to sleep

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                  • AaronM
                    GFY Royality ;)
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 46917
                    #55
                    Originally posted by reynold
                    If I swallow seeds from fruits, they will grow inside my stomach.

                    reynold
                    Location: K-man's cock

                    Perhaps if you would stop sucking cock, you would not end up with a mouthful of seeds from a fruit.

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                      • Napolean
                        Misanthropic Egalitarian
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 4330
                        #56
                        "You have to go to church because any day now Jesus is going to split that eastern sky and in the blink of an eye all the christians will be taken to heaven, and YOU arent going to make it because you're a SINNER, and so is your Dad"

                        HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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                          • SFBU
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2001
                            • 494
                            #57
                            I used to tell my son that if he masturbated, his belly would get large...AaronM, is that what really happened?

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                              • Axzar
                                Random Jackass
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 1837
                                #58
                                Don't know if it qualifies as a lie, but my folks wouldn't let me watch Sesame Street because it had a ghetto influence. They didn't want me to idolize the cookie monster and end up living in a garbage can!

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                                  • smack
                                    Push Porn Like Weight.
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 10652
                                    #59
                                    "We threw your pot out."
                                    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                      • Downtime
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2004
                                        • 7320
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by smack
                                        "We threw your pot out."
                                        lol that's the best one on here
                                        #27024067

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                                          • uno
                                            RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 18450
                                            #61
                                            Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                                            Masturbation = Institutionable Madness


                                            j-
                                            I have a book written in by hand of the manager of a mental institution from 1897 that talks about masturbation causing insanity.
                                            -uno
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                                              • uno
                                                RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 18450
                                                #62
                                                Originally posted by johnnyhey
                                                "you can be anything you want to be if you set your mind to it"
                                                If you don't believe this I feel tremendously sorry for you.
                                                -uno
                                                icq: 111-914
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                                                MojoHost - For all your hosting needs, present and future. Tell them I sent ya!

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                                                  • goBigtime
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 7761
                                                    #63
                                                    I can't be president & neither can you.

                                                    (Unless of course you went to yale and hung around in crypts)

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                                                      • 2HousePlague
                                                        CURATOR
                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 14572
                                                        #64
                                                        Originally posted by uno
                                                        I have a book written in by hand of the manager of a mental institution from 1897 that talks about masturbation causing insanity.
                                                        LOL. You're from NYC, right -- when my grandma told me I was gonna go "crazy", it meant I was going to Creedmore -- you know Creedmore, right?


                                                        j-
                                                        tada!

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                                                          • Damian_Maxcash
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 12745
                                                            #65
                                                            "Honest, I wont cum in your mouth......"

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