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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917
    #1

    There is a squirrel playing on the fence right outside my window.....

    ...And a .357 Magnum loaded with Federal Hi-Shok JHP's sitting on my desk.
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    • Head
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      • Nov 2003
      • 8278
      #2
      Proceed.

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        • sickkittens
          I am a meat popsicle.
          • Jul 2002
          • 25100
          #3
          If you shoot it I'll tell Loryn not to be your friend anymore.

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            • AaronM
              GFY Royality ;)
              • Oct 2001
              • 46917
              #4
              Originally posted by sickkittens
              If you shoot it I'll tell Loryn not to be your friend anymore.

              I'll tell her I killed it out of pity or self defense then I will send her a key-chain made from it's tail.

              She will love me for it.

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                • seeric
                  ..........
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 41917
                  #5
                  shoot it and we'll grill him yummy



                  actually now that i think about it, if you hit him with that round, won;'t be much left to eat.
                  Last edited by seeric; 05-03-2005, 06:03 PM.

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                    • AaronM
                      GFY Royality ;)
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 46917
                      #6
                      Decisions, decisions, decisions....

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                        • Love Brokers
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 1699
                          #7
                          I've got six of them little guys running around outside my door right now. Look like babies.
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                            • AaronM
                              GFY Royality ;)
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 46917
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Love Brokers
                              I've got six of them little guys running around outside my door right now. Look like babies.


                              Oddly enough...This gun holds 6 rounds.

                              Clearly this is a sign from above.

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                                • Sly
                                  Let's do some business!
                                  • Sep 2004
                                  • 31380
                                  #9
                                  Only kill if you plan to eat. Thats why Dahmer (sp?) has always been my favorite serial killer.
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                                    • sickkittens
                                      I am a meat popsicle.
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 25100
                                      #10
                                      Don't do it. It has a life.

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                                        • Shoehorn!
                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 22872
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Sly
                                          Only kill if you plan to eat. Thats why Dahmer (sp?) has always been my favorite serial killer.

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                                            • Raven
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 6874
                                              #12
                                              Try being on the phone with him, as he clicks the trigger...and I'm not entirely sure it's unloaded completely....yeah, that was an aging experience.
                                              Raven

                                              ~RETIRED~

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                                                • tranza
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                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 57559
                                                  #13
                                                  Idiot...
                                                  I'm just a newbie.

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                                                    • BV
                                                      wtf
                                                      • Sep 2001
                                                      • 10914
                                                      #14
                                                      that's a Ruger GP-100, i got one just like it

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                                                        • Napolean
                                                          Misanthropic Egalitarian
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 4330
                                                          #15
                                                          dont kill rocky
                                                          HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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                                                            • reynold
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 51271
                                                              #16
                                                              just make sure you're gonna hit your target. good luck!

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                                                                • Pete-KT
                                                                  Workin With The Devil
                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                  • 51532
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Do It Do I T

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                                                                    • Wiggles
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                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                      • 14423
                                                                      #18
                                                                      i think we need a video of this in progress!
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                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                          • 46917
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Raven
                                                                          Try being on the phone with him, as he clicks the trigger...and I'm not entirely sure it's unloaded completely....yeah, that was an aging experience.

                                                                          Hey....The odds were in my favor.

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                                                                            • TexasDreams
                                                                              former Miserable Admin :)
                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 4700
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Napolean
                                                                              dont kill rocky
                                                                              Bullwinkle is gonna take a BIG moose dump on AaronM's doorstep!!!

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                                                                                • Pete-KT
                                                                                  Workin With The Devil
                                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                                  • 51532
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  nice one td

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                                                                                    • TexasDreams
                                                                                      former Miserable Admin :)
                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                      • 4700
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Pete-KT
                                                                                      nice one td
                                                                                      What can I say, I'm a huge Bullwinkle fan!!!

                                                                                      I'm going to start calling AaronM BORIS!

                                                                                      Must NOT kill moose and squirrel...

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                                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                          • 46917
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                                          Bullwinkle is gonna take a BIG moose dump on AaronM's doorstep!!!



                                                                                          I got something for his ass too.

                                                                                          7mm Remington Magnum.

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                                                                                            • Downtime
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                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                              • 7320
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              kill it then cook it on your grill with a little marinera sauce!
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                                                                                                • Platinumpimp
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                  • 10214
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                  Decisions, decisions, decisions....

                                                                                                  Nice...

                                                                                                  wish I could get my hands on one in Holland easily...
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                                                                                                    • TexasDreams
                                                                                                      former Miserable Admin :)
                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                      • 4700
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                      I got something for his ass too.

                                                                                                      7mm Remington Magnum.
                                                                                                      SIGH!!!!

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                                                                                                        • sickkittens
                                                                                                          I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                          • 25100
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                                                          SIGH!!!!

                                                                                                          Don't worry. I already contacted PETA.

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                                                                                                            • crowkid
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                                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                                              • 1240
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                              ...And a .357 Magnum loaded with Federal Hi-Shok JHP's sitting on my desk.
                                                                                                              No luv for the FMJ?

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                                                                                                                • Donny
                                                                                                                  As you wish...
                                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                                  • 13754
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Why does this whole scenario scare me for some reason?

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                                                                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                      • 46917
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                                                                                                                      Why does this whole scenario scare me for some reason?


                                                                                                                      Cause you're a tree hugging hippie.

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                                                                                                                        • Donny
                                                                                                                          As you wish...
                                                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                                                          • 13754
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                          Cause you're a tree hugging hippie.
                                                                                                                          Hmmm.... not yet, but maybe I could be one.

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                                                                                                                            • Skillz Unlimited
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                                                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                              • 1541
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Nice piece dude. I hope you shot him. Gotta use atleast one bullet out of that box!

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                                                                                                                                • mardigras
                                                                                                                                  Bon temps!
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 14194
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Yeah definitely take video... that way after the ricochet action you can sell the clip to Vonage for one of their Woo Hoo commercials (or your survivors can)
                                                                                                                                  .

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                                                                                                                                    • Manowar
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                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 71528
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      nice magnum dude

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                                                                                                                                        • xclusive
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                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 35218
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          very nice gun and hat

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                                                                                                                                            • emthree
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                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 10816
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I say shoot it only if it's fucking with your property.
                                                                                                                                              Them fuckers make houses in roofs and sheltered gutters around my way.

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                                                                                                                                                • StuartD
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 29903
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Hehe... how lucky the squirrels around here are.... since the only I have to shoot at them is my camera.
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                                                                                                                                                    • Keev
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                                                                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 5335
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      I needed that this morning, fucking crows wouldnt shut the fuck up!!!
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                                                                                                                                                        • FuqALot
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                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 3817
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Aaron wouldn't hurt a quirrel if it was his only food. He's too nice.

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                                                                                                                                                            • Bugbee
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                                              • 4609
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              LMAO AAron I did not even have to open this thread to know what it would say!!1

                                                                                                                                                              Thanks for confirming it LOL!!
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                                                                                                                                                                • seeric
                                                                                                                                                                  ..........
                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 41917
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  BOOM!!!!


                                                                                                                                                                  lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Nylz
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 8285
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Platinumpimp
                                                                                                                                                                      Nice...

                                                                                                                                                                      wish I could get my hands on one in Holland easily...
                                                                                                                                                                      why?

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                                                                                                                                                                        • karlm
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Dont kill the poor dude
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                                                                                                                                                                            • FilthyRob
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Poor clueless squirrel.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • clickhappy
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 4027
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                  ...And a .357 Magnum loaded with Federal Hi-Shok JHP's sitting on my desk.
                                                                                                                                                                                  How many points do you get for a squirrel?

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                                                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 58202
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      No....Don't kill furry animals!


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                                                                                                                                                                                        • StuartD
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 29903
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                                                          No....Don't kill furry animals!
                                                                                                                                                                                          how about non-furry animals?
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • GiantGnome
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 4344
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Dont feed it and make friends with it. Please keep it afraid of you.

                                                                                                                                                                                              I had a cute little ground squirrel live right by my window. I was in a basement apartment which means I was shoulder level with the yard outside. Anyways, the hole to the ground squirrels home was right in front of my window, and i would sit and watch this little guy play all day. At first he was like all wild things and would run at first sight of me. He later became use to me and got brave enough where I could open the window without scaring him away.
                                                                                                                                                                                              One morning this cute little guy was already at my window looking around inside, so I decided to take it one step further and see if i could get it to eat out of my hand. As I was returning from the fridge, I glanced up just long enough to see a hawk swoop down and pluck him from the ground in midflight and fly off with him.

                                                                                                                                                                                              I know this is a little thing to some people, but to this day I am still very heart broken and laden with guilt. Had I had just left things alone and enjoyed it from a distance, that little ground squirrel would still be alive.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • sweetME
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 3162
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                                                                                                                                                  BOOM!!!!


                                                                                                                                                                                                  lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Stop thinking about eating the poor thing. You're not a child anymore


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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • abyss_al
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 15605
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by GiantGnome
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Dont feed it and make friends with it. Please keep it afraid of you.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      I had a cute little ground squirrel live right by my window. I was in a basement apartment which means I was shoulder level with the yard outside. Anyways, the hole to the ground squirrels home was right in front of my window, and i would sit and watch this little guy play all day. At first he was like all wild things and would run at first sight of me. He later became use to me and got brave enough where I could open the window without scaring him away.
                                                                                                                                                                                                      One morning this cute little guy was already at my window looking around inside, so I decided to take it one step further and see if i could get it to eat out of my hand. As I was returning from the fridge, I glanced up just long enough to see a hawk swoop down and pluck him from the ground in midflight and fly off with him.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      I know this is a little thing to some people, but to this day I am still very heart broken and laden with guilt. Had I had just left things alone and enjoyed it from a distance, that little ground squirrel would still be alive.
                                                                                                                                                                                                      a fed wild animal is a dead wild animal.... leave them alone, unless ur gonna kill them once you give them shit and attention they rely on it..
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