Originally Posted by notabook

This thread reminds me of the time that Jesus fought Mohammed for the Grand Prophet Championship World Title. Jesus was doing amazingly well considering that Mohammed had at least fifty pounds on him. Slowly, but surely, Jesus was getting worn down by Mohammed?s mighty punches and it looked as though he would lose the fight for sure. Then a miracle happened! Jesus got his second wind and threw punch after punch, wailing into Mohammed with everything he had. Suddenly though, Jesus lost his footing as he went in for the kill and he fell down, slamming his neck on a chair that had been displaced earlier.

This paralyzed our lord and savior from the neck down permanently and no amount of magic could repair the damage. Rather than live the rest of his life confined to a bed until his death, Jesus begged for God, our father who art in Heaven, to take his life. God thought about this a while and even though it broke his heart and spirit, God chose to honor Jesus?s request and ended his life swiftly? it was a really touching story. They eventually made a movie about it called the Million Dollar Savior. You should definitely give it a watch one day.