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  • Elli
    Reach for those stars!
    • Apr 2003
    • 17991

    #1

    Sleazy is charging me for sex

    Originally posted by SleazyDream
    i'll trade some sexual services for a computer?
    in http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=462934

    Soo... what kind of computer are we talkin about here? Eh? And how good *are* you? ;)
    email: [email protected]
  • boner 2.0
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2004
    • 10970

    #2
    Cheap shot Sleazy. boo hoo

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    • BlueWire
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2004
      • 4628

      #3
      IBM 486

      Fully loaded with Windows 3.x , 2 megs of ram, 100 meg HD, and a 14.4kbps external modem

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      • SleazyDream
        I'm here for SPORT
        • Jul 2001
        • 41470

        #4
        nothing less than a powerbook

        and i have skills. ask around.
        This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

        Now read without the word dog.

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        • Elli
          Reach for those stars!
          • Apr 2003
          • 17991

          #5
          There ya go, Sleazy! BlueWire will take you up on your offer! Sex for a 486!
          email: [email protected]

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          • boner 2.0
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2004
            • 10970

            #6
            Originally posted by SleazyDream
            nothing less than a powerbook

            and i have skills. ask around.
            thats true, you fucked my eardrum months ago. Felt good, oh sleeeazyy

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            • SleazyDream
              I'm here for SPORT
              • Jul 2001
              • 41470

              #7
              Originally posted by Elli
              There ya go, Sleazy! BlueWire will take you up on your offer! Sex for a 486!

              do we have any pics?
              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

              Now read without the word dog.

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              • Elli
                Reach for those stars!
                • Apr 2003
                • 17991

                #8


                Will this do?
                email: [email protected]

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                • SleazyDream
                  I'm here for SPORT
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 41470

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Elli


                  Will this do?
                  one sec - need some more klenix - be right back
                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                  Now read without the word dog.

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                  • Elli
                    Reach for those stars!
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 17991

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SleazyDream
                    one sec - need some more klenix - be right back
                    You can at least wait until we meet in person....

                    ;)
                    email: [email protected]

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                    • SexyScribe
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 211

                      #11
                      Sleazy.. you better be charging a reasonable rate. Don't forget my cut.
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                      • Elli
                        Reach for those stars!
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 17991

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SexyScribe
                        Sleazy.. you better be charging a reasonable rate. Don't forget my cut.
                        No, see I'm giving him an Apple laptop in return for him giving me sexual favours. I think he might be overcharging, but that remains to be seen.
                        email: [email protected]

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                        • quiet
                          we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 25115

                          #13
                          if she was single, it would almost be enough for me to consider going out to one of these boner-infested conventions.
                          we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                          • Elli
                            Reach for those stars!
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 17991

                            #14
                            Originally posted by quiet
                            if she was single, it would almost be enough for me to consider going out to one of these boner-infested conventions.
                            I thought you had a steady girl, quiet?
                            email: [email protected]

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                            • quiet
                              we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                              • Sep 2001
                              • 25115

                              #15
                              nope. took me a couple of years to get over my last real gf, so i really had no interest in seeing anyone. however, in the past 4 months i've been dating pretty much non-stop, for the first time in my life. it was fun for awhile, but i'm quickly getting tired of it. i don't think i'm cut out for the casual relationship thing
                              we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                              • Elli
                                Reach for those stars!
                                • Apr 2003
                                • 17991

                                #16
                                Originally posted by quiet
                                nope. took me a couple of years to get over my last real gf, so i really had no interest in seeing anyone. however, in the past 4 months i've been dating pretty much non-stop, for the first time in my life. it was fun for awhile, but i'm quickly getting tired of it. i don't think i'm cut out for the casual relationship thing
                                Aw, yeah, I hear ya. I was kinda looking forward to the dating thing after I broke up with my man of ten years, but (luckily) I was spared the agony by falling in love with someone before I got TOO casual. ;) I don't think I could do the casual thing, either.
                                email: [email protected]

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                                • SleazyDream
                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 41470

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by quiet
                                  if she was single, it would almost be enough for me to consider going out to one of these boner-infested conventions.
                                  i'm single - and if you show up i'll give you a bottle of absynth from prague (the good stuff)
                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                  • Sly
                                    Let's do some business!
                                    • Sep 2004
                                    • 31379

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                    i'm single - and if you show up i'll give you a bottle of absynth from prague (the good stuff)
                                    True pimps don't need to intoxicate their dates. Are you losing your touch?
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                                    • SleazyDream
                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 41470

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Sly
                                      True pimps don't need to intoxicate their dates. Are you losing your touch?
                                      obviously you don't know what ansynth is
                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                      • Sly
                                        Let's do some business!
                                        • Sep 2004
                                        • 31379

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                        obviously you don't know what ansynth is
                                        You're right, I have no idea what ansynth is. But I know that absinthe can really throw one for a loop. Maybe they're distant cousins?
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                                        • VeriSexy
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                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 25463

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Elli


                                          Will this do?
                                          Those are nice
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