jesus mother of joseph next week is mothers day

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  • JFPdude
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    • Jan 2002
    • 4027
    #1

    jesus mother of joseph next week is mothers day

    kids one by one today: dad what are we getting mommy for mothers day next sunday?

    wife: I think we should take my mother out for mothers day next week.

    Mother In Law: So did you order Patty anything for mothers day?

    Father In Law: Next week is mothers day maybe we should take off fishing from thursday to sunday :-)


    OK Ok Ok I get the fucking point next week is mothers day the next person that tells me this gets a slap mmmmkay?
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    • Entropy
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      • May 2004
      • 4128
      #2
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        • DateDoc
          Outside looking in.
          • Feb 2005
          • 14243
          #3
          I always remember Mother's Day because my birthday is always within a few days of it. Father's Day I have to look up.

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            • JFPdude
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              • Jan 2002
              • 4027
              #4
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              Yes kids I know it's mothers day next week this week I'm going to find her an abusive boyfreind that drinks so you can all go live with him next week ok? hows that sound?

              Yes I agree we should take her out ... and leave her out while we're at it.

              Yes mom I ordered her a 18 inch glass dildo. Do you need to test it for her before I give it to her?


              Pops ... sounds like a friggen plan lets go.

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                • BlingDaddy
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                  • Apr 2004
                  • 6343
                  #5
                  How many god damned holidays do we fucking need? It seem like I'm perpetually celebrating something. Isn't New Years enough?
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