I just brushed my fucking teeth with icy hot! Ehhhhh

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  • BT
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 6481
    #1

    I just brushed my fucking teeth with icy hot! Ehhhhh

    I am such a dumbass! The tubs looks pretty much alike and it comes out the same so I really did not pay attention. About 5 seconds into it I start tasting this god aweful taste and started spitting what I thought was crest cinnamon out in the sink. I ran and tossed out my new tooth brush and thought someone put something in the tube..... So I goto take a look and sure enuff, ICY HOT. FUCK! LMAO, that is most def a first for me. I am going to have to store it some place else for now on cuss the bathroom sink is not safe for a dumbass like myself!! Anyway, just thought I'd share my 5 seconds of fame with you all
    Last edited by BT; 04-29-2005, 07:08 PM.

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    • bangman
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2004
      • 5283
      #2
      Haha.
      - David Hall
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        • WiredGuy
          Pounding Googlebot
          • Aug 2002
          • 34515
          #3
          hahaha, you crack me up BT.
          WG
          I play with Google.

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            • undermyspell
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2002
              • 875
              #4
              reminds me of the time I "accidentally" smeared some in my ex husbands ass crack..

              tsk tsk.. such a shame it was a hot ass day and he was sweating and the sweat ran down his ass crack..

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                • JOKER
                  Facit Omnia Voluntas
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 2105
                  #5
                  Spicy ?


                  Good one, made me laugh...
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                    • Vitasoy
                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 58202
                      #6
                      haha damn.. I still remember the dude that rubed icy hot on their balls


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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978
                          #7
                          Hide the preperation H

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                            • Mitch Cumstein
                              Registered User
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 96
                              #8
                              If only you were blonde...

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                                • BT
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 6481
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Mitch Cumstein
                                  If only you were blonde...
                                  I hear ya.... The blonde booty call I got coming over is gonna get the pussy eating of a lifetime

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                                    • The Other Sweetie
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 453
                                      #10
                                      Now all ya hafta do is gargle with some Preparation H and you'll be all set.

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                                        • Marcus Aurelius
                                          No Refunds Issued.
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 14809
                                          #11
                                          Tell her to smear some on her lips and give ya head. should be a new experience for the both of you!

                                          Actually all joking aside, ever had a girl blow you while sucking on an altoids mint? Its new and different.

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                                            • GatorB
                                              The Demon & 12clicks
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 18208
                                              #12
                                              Now try using ICY/HOT as jack-off lube. Go ahead it's great. Trust me. I wouldn't lie. Use it and post the results.

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                                                • BT
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                  • 6481
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by GatorB
                                                  Now try using ICY/HOT as jack-off lube. Go ahead it's great. Trust me. I wouldn't lie. Use it and post the results.
                                                  "Do buffalo's really have wings?"
                                                  Last edited by BT; 04-29-2005, 09:08 PM.

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                                                    • Sosa
                                                      In Tushy Land
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 40149
                                                      #14
                                                      ouch that has to hurt

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                                                        • GatorB
                                                          The Demon & 12clicks
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 18208
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold
                                                          "Do buffalo's really have wings?"
                                                          Hey I actually conned a friend once into thinking mint crest was great jack-off lube. Man was he pissed. Appearntly even after you wash it off the effects linger for quite a while.

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                                                            • KMR Stitch
                                                              I am cool
                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 14494
                                                              #16
                                                              I feel your pain..


                                                              I had BenGay simmilar to icy hott but reverse

                                                              Hott first then Icey... Anyways I put bengay on my sholders and rubbed it in then I had to take a piss. well it came naturaly to hold my dick..That was a mistake I won't ever forget.

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                                                                • Downtime
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                  • 7320
                                                                  #17
                                                                  that has got to hurt, definately a funny story!
                                                                  #27024067

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                                                                    • bigjb
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                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                      • 181
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Famous BT Quote in Prague
                                                                      He said this with all seriousness sitting at dinner.

                                                                      "JB the best thing about this show is that its pretty much worthless"

                                                                      I laughed so hard when he said that I almost fell off my chair.

                                                                      Great Guy BT..
                                                                      Big JB

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                                                                        • sniperwolf
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                          • 17743
                                                                          #19
                                                                          lol... you got me there...
                                                                          ~Accepting design works~

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                                                                            • TDF
                                                                              Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                              • 27296
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by bigjb
                                                                              Famous BT Quote in Prague
                                                                              He said this with all seriousness sitting at dinner.

                                                                              "JB the best thing about this show is that its pretty much worthless"

                                                                              I laughed so hard when he said that I almost fell off my chair.

                                                                              Great Guy BT..



                                                                              now thats classic
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                                                                                • V_RocKs
                                                                                  Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                  • 32451
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Not to be more of a pain than brushing with icy hot is, but when are the TCG stats going to show what I actually sent?

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                                                                                    • Manowar
                                                                                      jellyfish  
                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 71528
                                                                                      #22

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                                                                                        • protest
                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                                                          • 41
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Once I put this stuff called lip venom and sucked my mans cock.... hmm well lets just say he deserved it.... lip Venom is a product that you use to make your lips more plump... It has this tingling sensation.... but burns...

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                                                                                            • BT
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                              • 6481
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              If you think that was bad? A few years back I was in a health kick and was boiling eggs and forgot about them. Threw on my running shoes went on a run down the beach for a jog. Half hour later I get back and there is fire engines all over th complex. They used hatchets to bust down my door and it looked like a something massive had happened but it was just 12 eggs burned to a crisp and the whole apartment smelled like smoke for a week! "dumbass" The moral of the story is? "Don't go jogging while boiling eggs"

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                                                                                              " THE HOST WITH THE MOST!"



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                                                                                                • Platinumpimp
                                                                                                  Logos and such.
                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                  • 10214
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by The Other Sweetie
                                                                                                  Now all ya hafta do is gargle with some Preparation H and you'll be all set.
                                                                                                  I design logo's.

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                                                                                                    • BT
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                                      • 6481
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by bigjb
                                                                                                      Famous BT Quote in Prague
                                                                                                      He said this with all seriousness sitting at dinner.

                                                                                                      "JB the best thing about this show is that its pretty much worthless"

                                                                                                      I laughed so hard when he said that I almost fell off my chair.

                                                                                                      Great Guy BT..
                                                                                                      LMAO, well...... room service was at a premium

                                                                                                      IS Prime Hosting Bald Head Shine "BT" The American Dream, baby!
                                                                                                      " THE HOST WITH THE MOST!"



                                                                                                      My ICQ 122994792

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