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  • madawgz
    8.8.8.8
    • Mar 2006
    • 30509
    #1

    When you die..........

    you lose the weight of 5 nickels, around 21grams or so i believe...

    now what exactly comes out of you?

    you're soul? you're brain cells pop? the air in you're lungs?

    anyone have a clue?
    TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.
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    • Donny
      As you wish...
      • May 2002
      • 13754
      #2
      Originally posted by madawgz
      21grams

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        • madawgz
          8.8.8.8
          • Mar 2006
          • 30509
          #3
          Originally posted by Donny
          nothing to say on the subject?

          hopefully its our souls....if we have any
          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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            • betabomb
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2005
              • 777
              #4
              another one bit the dust

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                • madawgz
                  8.8.8.8
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 30509
                  #5
                  cant you guys be serious ? :\
                  TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                    • $5 submissions
                      I help you SUCCEED
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 32189
                      #6
                      Damn, madawgz, I've been gone for about a week. Somehow I was expecting you'd have 20K posts when I got back. ;)

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                        • smutx
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 1190
                          #7
                          south park says you crap your pants when you die

                          icq: 236148465

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                            • madawgz
                              8.8.8.8
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 30509
                              #8
                              Originally posted by smutx
                              south park says you crap your pants when you die
                              now that is 100% true i believe

                              unless you take a crap and then die, then you wont shit you're pants when you die.
                              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                • madawgz
                                  8.8.8.8
                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 30509
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by $5 submissions
                                  Damn, madawgz, I've been gone for about a week. Somehow I was expecting you'd have 20K posts when I got back. ;)
                                  i know, i should have atleast 25k posts by now...

                                  im doing alot of other work so its really hard

                                  ill get up there soon
                                  TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                    • madawgz
                                      8.8.8.8
                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 30509
                                      #10
                                      so nobody knows what these 5 nickels are?
                                      TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                        • madawgz
                                          8.8.8.8
                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 30509
                                          #11
                                          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                            • madawgz
                                              8.8.8.8
                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 30509
                                              #12
                                              maybe fiddy cent?

                                              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                • Dagwolf
                                                  President of Canada
                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 23141
                                                  #13
                                                  You lose a nickel. It's the death tax implemented by the Department of Mortality in 1887; due to the timeless nature of the aether inflation has not taken place on the "other side", and the tax has not been increased since. The tax is collected by radiant beings at the moment of death.
                                                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                    • madawgz
                                                      8.8.8.8
                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 30509
                                                      #14
                                                      who the fuck are these guys?

                                                      TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 94035
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                          You lose a nickel. It's the death tax implemented by the Department of Mortality in 1887; due to the timeless nature of the aether inflation has not taken place on the "other side", and the tax has not been increased since. The tax is collected by radiant beings at the moment of death.
                                                          !!

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                                                            • madawgz
                                                              8.8.8.8
                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                              • 30509
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                              You lose a nickel. It's the death tax implemented by the Department of Mortality in 1887; due to the timeless nature of the aether inflation has not taken place on the "other side", and the tax has not been increased since. The tax is collected by radiant beings at the moment of death.
                                                              whoa, a rule that was made 100 years before i was born :o

                                                              so you're saying they tax us when we die?
                                                              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                • 2HousePlague
                                                                  CURATOR
                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                  • 14572
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Post mortem is just another word for audit.

                                                                  2hp
                                                                  tada!

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                                                                    • madawgz
                                                                      8.8.8.8
                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                      • 30509
                                                                      #18
                                                                      TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                        • VicD
                                                                          ICQ: 304-611-162
                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                          • 13245
                                                                          #19
                                                                          When i die i go to heaven because i've spent my time in hell

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                                                                            • madawgz
                                                                              8.8.8.8
                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                              • 30509
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by vicd
                                                                              When i die i go to heaven because i've spent my time in hell
                                                                              please take me with you
                                                                              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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