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  • eroswebmaster
    March 1st, 2003
    • Jul 2001
    • 20295

    #1

    I Have Sars!!!

    It's a plot from the communist government in China to infect me with SARS.
    I've been sick now going on 6 days...feeling somewhat better but can't stop hacking and for some reason I want to build a "shitty wall."

    I need some red blooded American pootie tang to cure me.

    Anyone up for the challenge?
    For rent - ICQ 127-027-910
    Click here for more details
  • BigRod
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2005
    • 3685

    #2
    Ouch thats not good...
    Rod Macdonald
    Mainstream Ad Agency Owner
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    • SykkBoy2
      Jesus loves bacon
      • Feb 2001
      • 19969

      #3
      I'll be over in an hour with 6 hookers, a priest, a party clown, 2 contortionists and a gallon jug of KY Jelly....not sure if it'll help, but sure will be fun.....
      Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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      • Nydahl
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2002
        • 6655

        #4
        you haven't - you are just too adicted to drugs
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        • SykkBoy2
          Jesus loves bacon
          • Feb 2001
          • 19969

          #5
          Originally posted by Nydahl
          you haven't - you are just too adicted to drugs
          or not addicted enough
          Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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          • Snake Doctor
            I'm Lenny2 Bitch
            • Mar 2001
            • 13449

            #6
            A plot from the communist Chinese government???
            sig too big

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            • Steve
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 6894

              #7
              Originally posted by eroswebmaster
              It's a plot from the communist government in China to infect me with SARS.
              I've been sick now going on 6 days...feeling somewhat better but can't stop hacking and for some reason I want to build a "shitty wall."

              I need some red blooded American pootie tang to cure me.

              Anyone up for the challenge?
              herow, shitty wok

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              • swedguy
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2002
                • 7981

                #8
                I've Sars is kinda like getting the crabs, is that right?

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                • SykkBoy2
                  Jesus loves bacon
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 19969

                  #9
                  Originally posted by swedguy
                  I've Sars is kinda like getting the crabs, is that right?
                  yes, minus the sex
                  Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                  • eroswebmaster
                    March 1st, 2003
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 20295

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Steve
                    herow, shitty wok
                    You want some of my shitty pork?
                    For rent - ICQ 127-027-910
                    Click here for more details

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                    • decrypted
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 370

                      #11
                      damn!
                      my little asshole brother gave me a cold!

                      Konrad - ICQ 59416956

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                      • reynold
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 51271

                        #12
                        Originally posted by decrypted
                        damn!
                        my little asshole brother gave me a cold!
                        a cold is nothing compared to sars

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                        • Stamen
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 698

                          #13
                          My girlfriend just started up with the same weird hacking cough, had to give her some Nyquil to get the coughing down enough that she could sleep.

                          Neither of us smokes and we are pretty active, maybe she also has the SARS.
                          Show me the pistil porn!

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