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  • dropped9
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 26727

    #1

    How many of you DON'T know html?

    If you dont, how can you call yourself a webmaster?


    Idiots.
  • Headless
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 26727

    #2
    I know juicy doesnt know html... Does that make him a surfer?

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    • Juicy D. Links
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #3
      Originally posted by Headless
      I know juicy doesnt know html... Does that make him a surfer?

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      • Headless
        Registered User
        • Jan 2001
        • 26727

        #4
        lololol touche

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        • Steen2
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          • Feb 2004
          • 7662

          #5
          I don't

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          • Illicit
            wtf ?
            • Dec 2003
            • 11895

            #6
            whats html ? never heard of it
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            • BitterPen
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2004
              • 1926

              #7
              I can put some killer breaks in a page!! hehehe

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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133978

                #8
                I'm no expert but I get by

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                • kowntafit
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4667

                  #9
                  html is overrated. ;) I think everyone knows atleast a bit.

                  This is where my next million is coming from!

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                  • Rantan
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                    • Aug 2004
                    • 714

                    #10
                    it's all about CSS and XML
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                    • chupachups
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                      • Dec 2002
                      • 6576

                      #11
                      does SGML count?

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                      • eddie-executive
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                        • Apr 2003
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                        #12
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                        • TheMob
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                          • Jan 2003
                          • 8584

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Headless
                          If you dont, how can you call yourself a webmaster?


                          Idiots.
                          The Hun's HTML skills are massive, dude.

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                          • Aractor
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                            • Oct 2004
                            • 160

                            #14
                            HTML is so easy to learn...I don't know why everyone who makes or runs websites shouldn't know it. It's just basic logic to understand the code.
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                            • Furious_Female
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                              • Oct 2002
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                              #15
                              how do you spell HTML?
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                              • jt420
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                                • Nov 2003
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Rantan
                                it's all about CSS and XML
                                css makes life so much easier.
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                                • Rantan
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                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 714

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Aractor
                                  HTML is so easy to learn...I don't know why everyone who makes or runs websites shouldn't know it. It's just basic logic to understand the code.
                                  say that about php!
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                                  • Nembrionic
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                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 2424

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Headless
                                    If you dont, how can you call yourself a webmaster?


                                    Idiots.
                                    Is someone who knows jack shit about car engines a bad driver?

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                                    • pornguy
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 62910

                                      #19
                                      who is html? a new member of GFY?
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                                      • Entropy
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                                        • May 2004
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                                        #20
                                        would you rather be a webmaster or pay a webmasters salary?
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                                        • polish_aristocrat
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                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 40377

                                          #21
                                          u can make money f.e with AdWords without knowing HTML at all
                                          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                          • brizzad
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                                            • Jul 2003
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                                            #22
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                                            • slapass
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 14625

                                              #23
                                              Why would you have to know html? This game is nothing to do with html. It is all about traffic.

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                                              • swedguy
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                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 7981

                                                #24
                                                I can kill someone with my HTML skills but I can't even create a button with Photoshop

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                                                • Aza
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                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 818

                                                  #25
                                                  i can use dreamweaver
                                                  but i cant write html

                                                  but i am far from an idiot and do pretty well making money on this interweb thingy
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                                                  • TheDoc
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                                                    • Jul 2001
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                                                    #26
                                                    I think we would all be amazed at the amount of people that don?t know HTML. I have done a huge amount of interviews for ?designers? that don?t know how to do HTML by hand. Even some staff that work with editors all day can?t do much more than basic adjustments in HTML.

                                                    I?m sure most webmasters don?t know HTML past the very basic level. Only a few percent can probably take a fully sliced up graphic and build the tables by hand.
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                                                    • sumphatpimp
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                                                      • Aug 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=348073
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                                                      • GatorB
                                                        The Demon & 12clicks
                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                        • 18208

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                        u can make money f.e with AdWords without knowing HTML at all
                                                        Yeah but then you aren't a webmaster either. You're more of a salesperson. Of course as long as the checks come in who in the fuck cares what you call yourself.

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                                                        • GatorB
                                                          The Demon & 12clicks
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 18208

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Rantan
                                                          it's all about CSS and XML

                                                          If you don't know HTML I highly doubt you know those 2 either.

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                                                          • 12clicks
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                            • 19814

                                                            #30
                                                            I stopped calling myself a webmaster when my pagemill® stopped working.
                                                            I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                            • JFPdude
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                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 4027

                                                              #31
                                                              web·mas·ter ( P ) Pronunciation Key (wbmstr)
                                                              n.
                                                              A person whose occupation is designing, developing, marketing, or maintaining websites.

                                                              webmaster

                                                              <World-Wide Web> (Sometimes "webmistress") The alias or role
                                                              of the person(s) responsible for the development and
                                                              maintenance of one or more web servers and/or some or all of
                                                              the web pages at a web site. The term does not imply any
                                                              particular level of skill or mastery (see "webmonkey").

                                                              The webmaster's e-mail address often appears on the home
                                                              page of the site. Failing that, you could try sending e-mail
                                                              to postmaster (from which the term is probably derived) or
                                                              root at that host, possibly after removing an initial
                                                              "www.".

                                                              webmaster

                                                              n. [WWW: from postmaster] The person at a site
                                                              providing World Wide Web information who is responsible for
                                                              maintaining the public pages and keeping the Web server running and
                                                              properly configured.

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                                                              • HarrytheNazi
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                                                                • Feb 2005
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                                                                #32
                                                                I met him once...nice fellow.

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                                                                • Forest
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                                                                  • Aug 2001
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  whats HTML?

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                                                                  • Rebecca Love
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                                                                    • Jul 2004
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    No, I don't know any HTML. But HTML knows me!


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                                                                    • fris
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                                                                      • Aug 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      brad shaw doesnt know html
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                                                                      • Headless
                                                                        Registered User
                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                        • 26727

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                                        u can make money f.e with AdWords without knowing HTML at all

                                                                        Nice bump...

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