BREAKING NEWS - Project Revenue inks Mr Izzz to deal
After weeks of intense negotiations, Project Revenue is proud to announce the signing of Mr Izzz as our newest sig who------errrr-----PR campaign manager.
At one point both parties walked away from the negotiating table and a federal mediator was brought in to resume negotiations.
The terms of the deal, which starts May 1, include but are not limited to
- stock options in Project Revenue
- 3 monthly back waxings
- Unlimited lasagna on Tuesdays
- 2 copies of "Pop Juicy's Vein" the home game
- The complete DVD collection of Stargate SG-1
- Fully paid entrance (including airfare) to all gigolo conventions in the continental U.S.
- Every Wednesday at 3pm the owner of Project Revenue must arrive at Mr Izzz's place of business wearing nothing but a captain's hat and a pink tutu, and constantly shout the word "VERBOTEN" into a conch shell, while balanced on the back of a miniature pony.
Sources close to the negotiations, speaking on condition of anonymity said "I'm sure glad this is over, Izzzy's agent was one tough customer, and he kept grabbing my ass and screaming "JUIICCCCYYYY" every 5 minutes"
AP wire services contributed to this report.
At one point both parties walked away from the negotiating table and a federal mediator was brought in to resume negotiations.
The terms of the deal, which starts May 1, include but are not limited to
- stock options in Project Revenue
- 3 monthly back waxings
- Unlimited lasagna on Tuesdays
- 2 copies of "Pop Juicy's Vein" the home game
- The complete DVD collection of Stargate SG-1
- Fully paid entrance (including airfare) to all gigolo conventions in the continental U.S.
- Every Wednesday at 3pm the owner of Project Revenue must arrive at Mr Izzz's place of business wearing nothing but a captain's hat and a pink tutu, and constantly shout the word "VERBOTEN" into a conch shell, while balanced on the back of a miniature pony.
Sources close to the negotiations, speaking on condition of anonymity said "I'm sure glad this is over, Izzzy's agent was one tough customer, and he kept grabbing my ass and screaming "JUIICCCCYYYY" every 5 minutes"
AP wire services contributed to this report.
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