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The guy is actually damned funny - tho it's prob a pity that he's a President

Looks like Young George is mastering the imports biz - both statements have been attributed to him at varying times:-

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

"Most of our imports come from overseas."

Here's a few more...

"The best way to get the news is from objective sources, and the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what's happening in the world."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"Public speaking is very easy."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"Those of us who spent time in the agricultural sector and in the heartland, we understand how unfair the death penalty is."

"I understand small business growth. I was one."

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." .

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy but that could change."

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." (Got to give him some credit for that! )

On contradictions:-

"Israel needs to pull out of the occupied Palestenian lands immediately."
but
"Israel has a right to do whatever they believe is necessary to defend themselves."


"Yassir Arafat is irrelevant."
but
"Yassir Arafat is the representative of the Palestinian people and a valued negotiating partner."


"The current middle east crisis is the result of former President Clinton's efforts to broker a peace agreement."
but
"The middle east crisis is not the fault of any current or former President of the United States."


"Castro has developed biological and chemical weapons of mass destruction and exported them to Libya and Iran."
but
"We have no evidence that Castro has developed chemical or biological weapons."


And... nothing to do with anything... an inscription on a tombstone:-

"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"


Finally... coming to a theater near you -----

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