What Would You Do If Your Neighbors Dog Never Stopped Fucking Barking?

**Paraskass** · 04-25-2005, 02:51 PM

call the city

**axelcat** · 04-25-2005, 02:52 PM

They most likely never take that poor dog for a walk

**Babagirls** · 04-25-2005, 02:52 PM

ya, theres a noise ordinence (sp?) in every city. call and see what it is.

**KMR Stitch** · 04-25-2005, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by Paraskass

call the city

File a noise complaint.

Or you could perhaps sue them for loss of business and emoitional distress (if you have money to burn)

**FissPunny** · 04-25-2005, 02:55 PM

you can get remote bark busters or just hose the fucking thing whenever it barks. it will soon learn that barking = cold water

**escorpio** · 04-25-2005, 02:58 PM

Get some Koreans to wok it.

**mahoney** · 04-25-2005, 02:59 PM

All very good suggestions. I think a threat of any of the above mentioned
ideas via written letter may be effective. Keep the ideas coming.
Any dog hit men in the house lol

?

**pxxx** · 04-25-2005, 03:00 PM

There is really nothing that you can do about it.

**evildick** · 04-25-2005, 03:02 PM

Soak a sponge in KFC gravy and leave it out for the dog. It'll eat that sucker up faster than you can shake a stick and it will be dead in less than a week. Or so I've heard.

**Marcus Aurelius** · 04-25-2005, 03:03 PM

It's in the dogs nature to bark. It's not his fault his owners are morons. They should have to control the issue. Would not say hurt the dog, the neighbors maybe..but not the dog..hehe.

**FissPunny** · 04-25-2005, 03:03 PM

I had a neighbours cat that kept chasing birds in my garden. Icaught it and stuck chili up its arse. cat ran home like lightning stopping every few metres to rub its arse on the ground. cat never came back.

**escorpio** · 04-25-2005, 03:04 PM

**ArkansasDave** · 04-25-2005, 03:06 PM

stop sneakin' into their backyard ...

**Tony Montana** · 04-25-2005, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by FissPunny

I had a neighbours cat that kept chasing birds in my garden. Icaught it and stuck chili up its arse. cat ran home like lightning stopping every few metres to rub its arse on the ground. cat never came back.

Wow your sick in the head

**detoxed** · 04-25-2005, 03:10 PM

I threw my neighbors kid in its pen. They had to have the dog put down after that.

**SuckOnThis** · 04-25-2005, 03:11 PM

Just put a damn rubberband on its beak.

**Scott McD** · 04-25-2005, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by FissPunny

I had a neighbours cat that kept chasing birds in my garden. Icaught it and stuck chili up its arse. cat ran home like lightning stopping every few metres to rub its arse on the ground. cat never came back.

cough*bullshit*cough

**FissPunny** · 04-25-2005, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by Scott McD

cough*bullshit*cough

i stuck chili in your mother's arse too she fucking loved it

**TehKinkyHotness** · 04-25-2005, 03:22 PM

i would shoot that fucker in his face

**seeric** · 04-25-2005, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by mahoney

What Would You Do If Your Neighbors Dog Never Stopped Fucking Barking?
I have asked them numerous times to get one of those anti dog barking machines but they never do. Several other neighbors have complained to the landlord too but they do anthing. Other then dognapping is there any sorta legal recourse?

**mahoney** · 04-25-2005, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by mdcq

It's in the dogs nature to bark. It's not his fault his owners are morons. They should have to control the issue. Would not say hurt the dog, the neighbors maybe..but not the dog..hehe.

I agree my neighbors are morons but this little Rat Dog Barks for no fucking reason

**Worldnet** · 04-25-2005, 04:32 PM

Anti Freeze marinated steak works great!

**rickdu** · 04-25-2005, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by escorpio

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Spunky** · 04-25-2005, 04:46 PM

Let the city deal with it..they will slap some fines on him

**mahoney** · 04-25-2005, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by Worldnet

Anti Freeze marinated steak works great!

Yeah, the only problem is that they keep him inside or I would have done it in a drunken stoned state

**karlm** · 04-25-2005, 04:50 PM

Feed it fuck loads of chocolate

What Would You Do If Your Neighbors Dog Never Stopped Fucking Barking?

What Would You Do If Your Neighbors Dog Never Stopped Fucking Barking?

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