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  • S P A N N O W
    Everywhere You Wanna Be!
    • Mar 2004
    • 11941

    #1

    Which one of you FUCKS stole my mobile phone?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    Romanian Woman Thief Hid Mobile Phones In Her Vagina
    April 18, 2005, 2:23:14

    Romanian police searching a woman suspected of theft found her hiding a mobile phone in her vagina. They made the astonishing discovery after dialling the number and hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the woman's skirt. A witness said he had alerted police when he saw Ruxandra Gardian steal the phone from a customer in a restaurant. Police questioned the 34-year-old and were about to let her go when the witness suggested they ring the phone to determine whether she was hiding it.

    On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under Gardian's clothes and took her to police headquarters to be strip-searched. Police officers conducting the search were shocked to find the phone stashed in the woman's vagina. However, the owner of the phone has since refused to have it returned to him saying it was damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim. Officer Aurel Popescu commented: "I've seen a lot in my time as a policeman but never anything like this."

  • CybermedAndy
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 4170

    #2
    Would wanna see the girl before deciding if I wanted it back

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    • Juicy D. Links
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #3
      Spannow we have room still on the Mantrain.... Interested?

      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=459563

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      • Manowar
        jellyfish  
        • Dec 2003
        • 71528

        #4
        Originally posted by AngelDollarsAndy
        Would wanna see the girl before deciding if I wanted it back

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        • S P A N N O W
          Everywhere You Wanna Be!
          • Mar 2004
          • 11941

          #5
          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
          Spannow we have room still on the Mantrain.... Interested?

          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=459563
          Sign me up brutha - right behind you!

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          • Juicy D. Links
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 122992

            #6
            Originally posted by S P A N N O W
            Sign me up brutha - right behind you!

            Nice!!!!!!!!!!!

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            • S P A N N O W
              Everywhere You Wanna Be!
              • Mar 2004
              • 11941

              #7
              Juicy, consider it my birthday gift to you!

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              • Platinumpimp
                Logos and such.
                • Jan 2004
                • 10214

                #8
                What if she had it on buzz mode?
                I design logo's.

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                • Ladis
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 430

                  #9
                  lol, i hope this phone had strong vibrations
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                  • S P A N N O W
                    Everywhere You Wanna Be!
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 11941

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Platinumpimp
                    What if she had it on buzz mode?
                    If that were the case I'll bet you she couldn't stand/sit without some kind of noticeable reaction!

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                    • mardigras
                      Bon temps!
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 14194

                      #11
                      Ringing it up has become so easy in the 21st century, hasn't it?
                      .

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                      • MCP_Cristina
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 252

                        #12
                        Wouldn't the corners of the phone cut her up?? OUCH!

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                        • SmokeyTheBear
                          ►SouthOfHeaven
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 28609

                          #13
                          haha when i saw the thread title , i was thinking ( i wonder if he has tried calling his own number yet )
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                          • Scott McD
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 67792

                            #14
                            I wonder if it was on vibrate...


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                            • brand0n
                              been very busy
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 26983

                              #15
                              excuse me, your ass is buzzing

                              yes, im getting a fax
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                              • S P A N N O W
                                Everywhere You Wanna Be!
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 11941

                                #16
                                Dial-A-Thief!!!

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