Freakin' airline confiscated my Astroglide!!!!

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  • DWB
    Registered User
    • Jul 2003
    • 31779

    #1

    Freakin' airline confiscated my Astroglide!!!!

    Fucking hell!!! Thai Airline confiscated my Astroglide and Stay Hard cream this morning when I was flying out of Manila.

    Mother fuckin' commies...

    I mean really, what is this world coming to when you can't travel with Astroglide? It's sad times we are living in.
  • BuggyG
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 4179

    #2
    u gonna have to spit to lub up hehehe

    though the stayhard sux big time.. gonan have to try the natural way

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    • DWB
      Registered User
      • Jul 2003
      • 31779

      #3
      Originally posted by BuggyG
      u gonna have to spit to lub up hehehe

      though the stayhard sux big time.. gonan have to try the natural way
      Almost impossible to get into a little Thai chicks asspipe with spit. I found some WET at a Bangkok drug store so I guess that will have to do. I hate KY... that shit gets sticky after too much use.

      But yea, the stay hard cream.... fuck. That shit keeps me from cumming so quick.

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      • ServerGenius
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2002
        • 9377

        #4
        snort some coke...that will keep you going for the extra few miles
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        • BuggyG
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2002
          • 4179

          #5
          but isn't it easy to get cialis there?
          that should keep ya hard

          and true.. no spitting gonna get ya in them tight thai girls

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          • gooddomains
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2003
            • 10127

            #6
            the world needs more anal sex

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            • Sammy4u
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2003
              • 1844

              #7
              What the world needs is more people that act like actual civilized guys. Come the fuck on! Their is way more things to do in Thailand then worry about your anal lube getting confiscated.


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              • seeric
                ..........
                • Aug 2004
                • 41917

                #8
                when i was on my way back from l.a. the airport at LAX was so ridiculous.

                they are only fucking with honest people. it would not be hard for an asshole terrorist to hide or fashion undergarment body prosthesis to concel gels and liquids that could be harmful.

                at the gates after being searched 35 times (yes exaggerating), the national guard was searching peoples bags and persons with physical searches yet again.

                its embarassing to watch. i don't feel any safer flying.

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                • Donny
                  As you wish...
                  • May 2002
                  • 13754

                  #9
                  Simple: put it in your check on luggage instead of your carry on.

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                  • 12clicks
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 19813

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                    Almost impossible to get into a little Thai chicks asspipe with spit. I found some WET at a Bangkok drug store so I guess that will have to do. I hate KY... that shit gets sticky after too much use.

                    But yea, the stay hard cream.... fuck. That shit keeps me from cumming so quick.
                    you're a Thai chick?
                    I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                    • maddisonknox
                      Registered User
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 6

                      #11
                      Couldnt help but laugh... I am an anal whore myself. I just think there should be more women that you can shove it in with spit... but that is just me
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