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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923

    #1

    women can smell marriage on a guy...

    ...and they fucking love it

    i swear this shit is pissing me off. as my wedding getrs closer and closer i'm finding that more and more women are coming up to me out of nowhere and are flirting with me like crazy.

    i aint no stud, and i aint looking to meet new chicks, lol, but they can smell marriage on me and they are getting horny.


    make it stop!!!!!!!!!!!





    lol, any of you other married guys ever notice this? women love to flirt with married dudes...


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  • ThunderBalls
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    • Oct 2002
    • 2926

    #2
    Maybe they smell pussy

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    • MrIzzz
      If u touch it, I will cum
      • Sep 2003
      • 22923

      #3
      Originally posted by ThunderBalls
      Maybe they smell pussy


      errrr


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      • ThunderBalls
        So Fucking Banned
        • Oct 2002
        • 2926

        #4
        Originally posted by MrIzzz


        errrr
        Didnt mean you're a pussy, hope you didnt take that wrong

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        • MrIzzz
          If u touch it, I will cum
          • Sep 2003
          • 22923

          #5
          Originally posted by ThunderBalls
          Didnt mean you're a pussy, hope you didnt take that wrong
          lol, i got confused for a sec there, its all good


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          • C_U_Next_Tuesday
            WW4L
            • Oct 2002
            • 10581

            #6
            they smell Juicy

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            • WarChild
              Let slip the dogs of war.
              • Jan 2003
              • 17263

              #7
              Maybe they smell Juicy?
              .

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              • ThunderBalls
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                • Oct 2002
                • 2926

                #8
                Originally posted by MrIzzz
                lol, i got confused for a sec there, its all good
                I know, I confused myself on that one

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                • MrIzzz
                  If u touch it, I will cum
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 22923

                  #9
                  ^^ you two are evil, u justed posted the same thing


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                  • spunkmaster
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                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2052

                    #10
                    Wait until you put the fucking ring on it's like a magnet !

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                    • WarChild
                      Let slip the dogs of war.
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 17263

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MrIzzz
                      ^^ you two are evil, u justed posted the same thing
                      .

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                      • MrIzzz
                        If u touch it, I will cum
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 22923

                        #12
                        Originally posted by spunkmaster
                        Wait until you put the fucking ring on it's like a magnet !
                        this is what i've heard i think i am going to have to stop clubbing altogether very soon, lololol


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                        • WiredGuy
                          Pounding Googlebot
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 34515

                          #13
                          Take off the wedding band
                          WG
                          I play with Google.

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                          • 2HousePlague
                            CURATOR
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 14572

                            #14
                            It gets worse -- wait till the ring is on your finger, and the smell of pussy (whippin') comes off you like some kinda long-range insect signal. I've decided it's not so much that they are really more inerested in us (sorry, bro) than in single guys. They just enjoy the power-play being a little different with us -- it's fun, I guess, to make a guy squirm with...






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                            ...for a change.



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                            tada!

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                            • dasexi1
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 934

                              #15
                              *sniff sniff* mmmmmm damn you do smell kinda good... whacha doin later on u sexy stud u!
                              I just gotta have me some of that sticky icky izzz mmmmmmm

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                              • MrIzzz
                                If u touch it, I will cum
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 22923

                                #16
                                Originally posted by dasexi1
                                *sniff sniff* mmmmmm damn you do smell kinda good... whacha doin later on u sexy stud u!
                                I just gotta have me some of that sticky icky izzz mmmmmmm
                                my future wife gave me permission to sleep with 5 women from the industry, i choose you as my first

                                lol, meowwwwww


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                                • dasexi1
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 934

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                  my future wife gave me permission to sleep with 5 women from the industry, i choose you as my first

                                  lol, meowwwwww

                                  I just know it's gonna be the best 3 inches and 2 mins I've ever had in my life! It's on baby!!!!

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                                  • jawanda
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 6040

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by dasexi1
                                    I just know it's gonna be the best 3 inches and 2 mins I've ever had in my life! It's on baby!!!!

                                    Damn IZZZZ -





                                    damn.

                                    Hit that shit.

                                    -P

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                                    • MrIzzz
                                      If u touch it, I will cum
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 22923

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by dasexi1
                                      I just know it's gonna be the best 3 inches and 2 mins I've ever had in my life! It's on baby!!!!
                                      "3 inch thunder down under" and it will be the most amazing 27 seconds of your life...ever!!!


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                                      • MrIzzz
                                        If u touch it, I will cum
                                        • Sep 2003
                                        • 22923

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jawanda
                                        Damn IZZZZ -





                                        damn.

                                        Hit that shit.

                                        -P
                                        holla back, she doesnt know it yet, but she's on my "to do" list ooooooohhhhhh yeah


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                                        • xclusive
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 35218

                                          #21
                                          It's true and worse after you get married

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                                          • Furious_Female
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                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 8187

                                            #22
                                            I can't stand women (or men) that purposely target, flirt etc with people they know are taken
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                                            • Tempest
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 10217

                                              #23
                                              They smell the commitment.. the house.. the ring.. the money.. and all the future stuff you'll be buying...

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                                              • MrIzzz
                                                If u touch it, I will cum
                                                • Sep 2003
                                                • 22923

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Furious_Female
                                                I can't stand women (or men) that purposely target, flirt etc with people they know are taken
                                                true that i used to hate it when my old lady friends would tell me how married men turn them on. i never understood why they were so into that. no bueno


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                                                • hydro
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 4216

                                                  #25
                                                  They flirt because they now see you as a prize. If a woman is willing to spend the rest of her life with you and only then you must have something special other guys don't right? For some reason woman are too good when it comes to reading body language and little things like that

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                                                  • Adult Insider Bubba
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                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                    • 311

                                                    #26
                                                    I smell something here......
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                                                    • painintheass
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 838

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                      ...and they fucking love it

                                                      i swear this shit is pissing me off. as my wedding getrs closer and closer i'm finding that more and more women are coming up to me out of nowhere and are flirting with me like crazy.

                                                      i aint no stud, and i aint looking to meet new chicks, lol, but they can smell marriage on me and they are getting horny.


                                                      make it stop!!!!!!!!!!!





                                                      lol, any of you other married guys ever notice this? women love to flirt with married dudes...
                                                      It's because when a woman figures out that you are realitivly "Safe" we relax a bit around you and let go.

                                                      Otherwise we are constantly worrying about everything we say or do might be interpreted as an invite to chew the zipper off of our pants.

                                                      I do it myself. When a guy I know is taken and getting married. I flirt with him and laugh a little. I don't normally do that otherwise.

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                                                      • tical
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 6504

                                                        #28
                                                        Like Chris Rock says... "guys look at other guys girlfriends and go, wow thats a nice girl I want someone like that"

                                                        "girls look at other girls boyfriends and go, I want him"
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