Originally Posted by notabook

That sounds so fucking delicious, except the peas. God damn I hate peas. They are always like "hey bro, you have to eat me." Then I stab them with a fork and flick them at the wall only to watch in horror as they all start combining and forming one gigantic pea. The now giant pea grabs the largest knife it can and comes at me with it, often cutting me severely in the process. I always manage to come out on top by having to eat the fucking giant pea. Fucking peas, GOD DAMN I HATE PEAS.