Wynonas got herself a Big Brown Beaver.

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Wynonas got herself a Big Brown Beaver,
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
so she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon, said "recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers, that beaver eats Taco Bell."

Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans,
and he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
and he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the Big Brown Beaver
so he though hed take himself a peek.
But the Beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis.
And he aint pissed for a week.

Now Wynona took her Big Brown Beaver,
and she stuck him up in the air.
Said I sure do love this Big Brown Beaver
and I wish I did have a pair.
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
and it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
and the bastard tried to bite.

Wynona loved her Big Brown Beaver
and she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her she might have a porcupine.