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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310
    #1

    I Killed A Squirrel.

    Little bugger just ran out in front of my car. I didn't even have time to swerve. Little guy was suicidal I guess.

    Louis S. Squirrel
    2003 - 2005
    Rest in Peace

    I feel horrible.
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    • Vitasoy
      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
      • Oct 2003
      • 58202
      #2
      Did you bury it atleast?


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        • goldmine
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2005
          • 952
          #3
          maybe he's depressed of being a squirrel :p :p

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            • sickkittens
              I am a meat popsicle.
              • Jul 2002
              • 25100
              #4
              Isn't that a shitty feeling?

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                • Rob
                  I'm a great bowler.
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 13310
                  #5
                  Originally posted by sickkittens
                  Isn't that a shitty feeling?
                  It really is. I knew that there was nothing I could do but I had an awful feeling when I saw it curled up in my rear view mirror.

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                    • Roald
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                      • May 2001
                      • 27910
                      #6


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                        • sickkittens
                          I am a meat popsicle.
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 25100
                          #7
                          Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                          It really is. I knew that there was nothing I could do but I had an awful feeling when I saw it curled up in my rear view mirror.
                          On a lighter note, I saved a dog the other day from being eaten.

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                            • BuggyG
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                              • Oct 2002
                              • 4179
                              #8
                              you'll burn in hell npoe for sure

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                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 19199
                                  #9
                                  At least he got an epitaph on GFY
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                                    • Tala
                                      Fucked if I know
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 23368
                                      #10


                                      That sucks. *keeps my flying squirrel in his cage*

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                                        • Manowar
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                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 71528
                                          #11
                                          the beemer or the hummer? would have made an awful mess with the hummer

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                                            • Damian_Maxcash
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 12745
                                              #12
                                              I hit a cat once.... It took me ages to get over it

                                              I kept thinking of this little old lady waiting for her only friend to come home, putting out little dishes of food for him every night and praying he will come home

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                                                • Scott McD
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 67792
                                                  #13
                                                  Straight to hell for you i'm afraid...
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                                                    • AdultInsider Cloner
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                                                      • Apr 2005
                                                      • 1472
                                                      #14
                                                      Hmm, maybe his server just got hacked and he didn't have any of his stuff backed up?
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                                                        • Damian_Maxcash
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                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 12745
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by AdultInsider Cloner
                                                          Hmm, maybe his server just got hacked and he didn't have any of his stuff backed up?
                                                          ?................

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                                                            • Wiggles
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • May 2004
                                                              • 14423
                                                              #16
                                                              aww poor squirrel, hope you gave him a good burial.
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                                                                • wdsguy
                                                                  Ryde or Die
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 19568
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by AdultInsider Cloner
                                                                  Hmm, maybe his server just got hacked and he didn't have any of his stuff backed up?
                                                                  damn you need better jokes

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                                                                    • gangbangjoe
                                                                      Ronin
                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                      • 17693
                                                                      #18
                                                                      sucicide squirrel ?

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                                                                        • evanmorgan
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                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                          • 2490
                                                                          #19
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                                                                            • prezzz
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                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                              • 959
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Every time you kill a squirrel, God masturbates...
                                                                              ...huh?

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                                                                                • gunfodder
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                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                  • 245
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by prezzz
                                                                                  Every time you kill a squirrel, God masturbates...
                                                                                  ...huh?

                                                                                  sorry, but thats funny
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                                                                                    • Babagirls
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                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                      • 18812
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by evanmorgan
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                                                                                        • Paraskass
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                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                          • 5829
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I killed a chipmunk once...
                                                                                          don't know if it was chip or dale.

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                                                                                            • Damian_Maxcash
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 12745
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by wdsguy
                                                                                              damn you need better jokes
                                                                                              Fuck, THAT was joke?..... I thought he had posted in the wrong thread

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                                                                                                • Rob
                                                                                                  I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                                  • 13310
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Manowar
                                                                                                  the beemer or the hummer? would have made an awful mess with the hummer
                                                                                                  The Beemer...I can't even afford to drive the H2 anymore.

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                                                                                                    • sweetME
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                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                      • 3162
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Poor thing, I hope it wasn't a baby


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                                                                                                        • Downtime
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                                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                                          • 7320
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          fuck squirrels! nice job!
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                                                                                                            • onno
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                                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                                              • 732
                                                                                                              #28

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                                                                                                                • D-Money
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                  • 9716
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  That sucks. Just last night I had a cat run infront of my car, one block from my house.

                                                                                                                  I slowed down just in time, but this cat was walking so slow I would have for sure hit it if I wasn't the great driver that I am.

                                                                                                                  When I lived in Cleveland, we had deer walking across the road. Once I got out of the car and chased them into the woods so they wouldn't get hit by other cars. That's how I got the "D" in D-Money. Dances With Deers the indians call me. Or Deer Run Blatt.
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                                                                                                                    • alexg
                                                                                                                      IL4L.com
                                                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                      • 11287
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by prezzz
                                                                                                                      Every time you kill a squirrel, God masturbates...
                                                                                                                      ...huh?

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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          fuck this thread is funny


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                                                                                                                            • pxxx
                                                                                                                              First African GFY Member
                                                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                              • 12114
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              That happens all the time.

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                                                                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 133978
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Squirrels are a rodent... a nicer looking rat

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                                                                                                                                    • Greg Jacobson
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 812
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Nice that you named him after he was dead. By the way, how do you know for sure he was a "he"? Did you look for a set of balls?

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                                                                                                                                        • uno
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                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 18450
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                                                                                                          It really is. I knew that there was nothing I could do but I had an awful feeling when I saw it curled up in my rear view mirror.
                                                                                                                                          I've popped tires and almost seriously fucked up my car to avoid hitting animals. I also once hit a deer and it did about 5 grand in damage to my benz. I was so fucking traumatized from hitting the deer. My crazy ass friend went over and snapped its neck so it didn't suffer.
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                                                                                                                                            • uno
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                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 18450
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by wdsguy
                                                                                                                                              damn you need better jokes
                                                                                                                                              Maybe it's funny in German and doesn't translate well.
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                                                                                                                                                • Stacey_JoinRightNow
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                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 6269
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  why there are some rude peeps ?

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                                                                                                                                                    • Pete-KT
                                                                                                                                                      Workin With The Devil
                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 51532
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      oh well he didnt wanna live anymore

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