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My mommy just called me from the beach....

04-20-2005, 10:13 AM

Her and 7 other old ladies have locked themselves in a huge rental house in Seaside, OR and are spending the week doing what old ladies do.....Quilting, playing bingo, and gossipping.

Anyway...They all have these fancy computer driven sewing machines which interface to laptops and are networked together. Seems that somebody somewhere broke something.....But if you ask them, they did nothing more than try to write to a full drive or some shit.

Anyway....I'm off to save the day and fix their broken shit but I'm making them pay for my gas.

Time to load up the dog and hit the road.
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04-20-2005, 10:14 AM

can i come to? i want to have a gangbang.
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04-20-2005, 10:15 AM

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can i come to? i want to have a gangbang.

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04-20-2005, 10:17 AM

You know how to network sewing machines?

Damn. Good for you.

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04-20-2005, 10:19 AM

Dude you should have them make you lunch too. That many old ladies, somebody must know how to make a good sandwich.

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04-20-2005, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by Sly

Dude you should have them make you lunch too. That many old ladies, somebody must know how to make a good sandwich.

damn, a place full of old ladies making lunch... that could turn out to be the finest meal one's ever eaten.

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04-20-2005, 10:24 AM

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can i come to? i want to have a gangbang.

just out of fucking line. dont mess with family.

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04-20-2005, 10:29 AM

Old ladies gossiping and quilting. Sounds dangerous. Make sure your packing

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04-20-2005, 10:30 AM

ahh what a sweet sun you are!!!! well except the gas part heh
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04-20-2005, 10:35 AM

Cool!!! Have fun and hope they baked some cookies or at least make dinner.

I'd be happy to bake cookies and make dinner if someone were coming over to fix half the shit I've broken.

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04-20-2005, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD

damn, a place full of old ladies making lunch... that could turn out to be the finest meal one's ever eaten.

Old is a relative thing. One of them is the love of my life...I'm Daddy
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04-20-2005, 10:48 AM

You are such a Mama's boy!

But I can see why your Mommie is so sweet, I like her a lot!

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04-20-2005, 10:48 AM

lol you always pick the worst times aaron :P Only days I really can do anything nowadays is monday's and tuesdays :P:P

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04-20-2005, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by SFBU

Old is a relative thing. One of them is the love of my life...I'm Daddy

true enough... still though, everyone knows that mom's make the best lunches

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04-20-2005, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD

true enough... still though, everyone knows that mom's make the best lunches

Yeah, she has done alright by me for 34+ years. Thats where the F comes from in my nick...Short Fat Bald and Ugly!
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04-20-2005, 11:12 AM

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Yeah, she has done alright by me for 34+ years. Thats where the F comes from in my nick...Short Fat Bald and Ugly!

People must confuse you for Aaron a lot then

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04-20-2005, 11:15 AM

Well, he is a lot younger and better looking. Just ask him!
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04-20-2005, 11:48 AM

fuck the gas money, ask mom and her friends to bake or cook ya something!
nothin like a homecooked/homebaked meal!

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04-20-2005, 12:17 PM

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Old is a relative thing. One of them is the love of my life...I'm Daddy

I sense an agenda here, Dad.......I sense old boy isn't just being altruistic..although I know he's very good to Mom.....she deserves it, too.....awesome lady....as are you an awesome guy...

I sense he's about to be spoiled and pampered by a bunch of women.

I can see the twinkle in his eye now, as he drives toward the place where Mommy and friends will treat him as the sun.....LOL

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04-20-2005, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by psili

You know how to network sewing machines?

Damn. Good for you.

That's what I say too

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04-20-2005, 11:41 PM

Originally posted by Raven

I sense an agenda here, Dad.......I sense old boy isn't just being altruistic..although I know he's very good to Mom.....she deserves it, too.....awesome lady....as are you an awesome guy...

I sense he's about to be spoiled and pampered by a bunch of women.

I can see the twinkle in his eye now, as he drives toward the place where Mommy and friends will treat him as the sun.....LOL

Pamper me?

Not hardly.

Turns out that the hardware in question was simply broken and needs to be replaced. I couldn't accept the gas money at that point.

So.....Lunch consisted of a chicken wrap from KFC.......But I stopped off for dinner at the Aunt and Uncles place then kept them up past their bed time.

Just got home.
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04-20-2005, 11:51 PM

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Yeah, she has done alright by me for 34+ years. Thats where the F comes from in my nick...Short Fat Bald and Ugly!

hehe . . . a light just went on. Now I wonder what I may have said to you over the years . . . may have to do a search now
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04-21-2005, 12:46 AM

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hehe . . . a light just went on. Now I wonder what I may have said to you over the years . . . may have to do a search now

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04-21-2005, 12:54 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

There are some lines you don't cross with me.

Holy shit dude lighten up aha what the fuck
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04-21-2005, 01:14 AM

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Sometimes one must be careful grasshopper, lest you step on ones crank!

I only found one thread . . . I did okay, although you never responded after, so it is possible you took it wrong. But at your age . . .
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04-21-2005, 01:24 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Pamper me?

Not hardly.

Turns out that the hardware in question was simply broken and needs to be replaced. I couldn't accept the gas money at that point.

So.....Lunch consisted of a chicken wrap from KFC.......But I stopped off for dinner at the Aunt and Uncles place then kept them up past their bed time.

Just got home.

ahh.. back from Vegas also I see.

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04-21-2005, 01:28 AM
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04-21-2005, 02:14 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Pamper me?

Not hardly.

Turns out that the hardware in question was simply broken and needs to be replaced. I couldn't accept the gas money at that point.

So.....Lunch consisted of a chicken wrap from KFC.......But I stopped off for dinner at the Aunt and Uncles place then kept them up past their bed time.

Just got home.

What did you have for dinner? I had crab cakes and coconut shrimp, cheese fries and some kind of sundae with Deb.....and several extra dirty martinis. Maybe too many.

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04-21-2005, 02:42 AM

Good Job That is what I call first class PR work with the people who really matter in your life.

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04-21-2005, 03:06 AM

wow, that's sweet man.
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