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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310

    #1

    I take my girlfriend to the mall and...

    She's banged up from a "girl's night out" gone massively wrong. I had no hand (no pun intended) in her black eye and busted lip. A bunch of drunken women getting out of control, one thing leads to another and she's busted up. No big deal.

    Or is it?

    So we stop in several stores and people are giving me the stink eye to the 10th degree. Looking at her, looking at me, looking back at her and then giving her that, "You need to seek help. Get away from this animal" head shake. Even though I have never laid a hand on a woman in a violent way, every person we came across today passed judgement as if they were God themselves.

    It's sickening but also kind of funny when I think about it. I just love it how everyone thinks they know the entire story 100% of the time but in reality don't know shit all of the time. Pretty much sums up 90% of the population.
  • jonpotz
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    • Aug 2004
    • 960

    #2
    Originally posted by HighOnAcid
    She's banged up from a "girl's night out" gone massively wrong. I had no hand (no pun intended) in her black eye and busted lip. A bunch of drunken women getting out of control, one thing leads to another and she's busted up. No big deal.

    Or is it?

    So we stop in several stores and people are giving me the stink eye to the 10th degree. Looking at her, looking at me, looking back at her and then giving her that, "You need to seek help. Get away from this animal" head shake. Even though I have never laid a hand on a woman in a violent way, every person we came across today passed judgement as if they were God themselves.

    It's sickening but also kind of funny when I think about it. I just love it how everyone thinks they know the entire story 100% of the time but in reality don't know shit all of the time. Pretty much sums up 90% of the population.
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    • Screaming
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      • Feb 2004
      • 18972

      #3
      yikes dude, sad it is and yet apart of life

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      • Rorschach
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        • Aug 2002
        • 5579

        #4
        God damn, take that bitch home and smack the shit out of her for embaressing you like that.

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        • pxxx
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          • Mar 2004
          • 12114

          #5
          Originally posted by Rorschach
          God damn, take that bitch home and smack the shit out of her for embaressing you like that.


          Sounds like a true pimp.

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          • sniperwolf
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            • Mar 2005
            • 17743

            #6
            Originally posted by Rorschach
            God damn, take that bitch home and smack the shit out of her for embaressing you like that.
            lol

            yeah, people are very judgemental...funny situation you got there huh
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            • wjxxx
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              • Feb 2005
              • 4448

              #7
              Originally posted by Rorschach
              God damn, take that bitch home and smack the shit out of her for embaressing you like that.

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              • jonesy
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                • Jan 2003
                • 6688

                #8
                your reply should have been

                "you should see what happnes when she doesnt listen"

                similar thing happend to me a couple of times - nose jobs - i played it up as if i did hit her. yelling in the store ect. and yes the girls where in on it too.
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                • ronaldo
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                  • Jan 2002
                  • 5475

                  #9
                  That shit pisses me off. Fucking busy bodies.

                  You SHOULD have looked at them and said, "You want some of that too?"

                  Edit-I say that because I feel funny when I give me son or daughter a hug or kiss in public. I shouldn't, but society makes us feel that way. Not to mention if they've got a black eye or something, like YOU went through.
                  Last edited by ronaldo; 04-20-2005, 07:44 PM.

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                  • Wiggles
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                    • May 2004
                    • 14423

                    #10
                    do shit like that and you'll likely have the cops there though from some concerned woman.
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                    • ronaldo
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 5475

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Wiggles
                      do shit like that and you'll likely have the cops there though from some concerned woman.
                      haha, and the nosy sales clerk might learn a valuable lesson when the girlfriend tells the police what really happened.

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                      • abadfish
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                        • Jul 2003
                        • 1482

                        #12
                        How does a girl go out with her friends and get a busted lip and black eye? Sounds a bit odd to me...
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                        • hydro
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                          • Dec 2003
                          • 4216

                          #13
                          Originally posted by abadfish
                          How does a girl go out with her friends and get a busted lip and black eye? Sounds a bit odd to me...
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                          • RAM
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                            • Jan 2001
                            • 7047

                            #14
                            Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                            She's banged up from a "girl's night out" gone massively wrong. I had no hand (no pun intended) in her black eye and busted lip. A bunch of drunken women getting out of control, one thing leads to another and she's busted up. No big deal.

                            Or is it?

                            So we stop in several stores and people are giving me the stink eye to the 10th degree. Looking at her, looking at me, looking back at her and then giving her that, "You need to seek help. Get away from this animal" head shake. Even though I have never laid a hand on a woman in a violent way, every person we came across today passed judgement as if they were God themselves.

                            It's sickening but also kind of funny when I think about it. I just love it how everyone thinks they know the entire story 100% of the time but in reality don't know shit all of the time. Pretty much sums up 90% of the population.

                            Ok well that sucks...yes it's true.

                            Now tell us something good like what happen on Girls Night Out and why your Chic is all Busted up ??
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                            • bdld
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                              #15
                              like an i love lucy episode once said, nobody ever believes the real story of a black eye.

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                              • xclusive
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                                • Apr 2004
                                • 35218

                                #16
                                That sucks sort of like the time I took my wife to the doctor for a routine exam and the doctor asked me to step out then my wife tells me that the doctor asked if I was abusing here. She had a bruise on her knee and the doctor jumped to that conclusion my wifes like 4'10" and i'm 6'7" 300+ pounds think there would be more than a bruised knee if I was a bad man.

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                                • cyberdudex
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                                  • Sep 2003
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                                  #17
                                  hehehehhe


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                                  • Babaganoosh
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                                    #18
                                    I had a girlfriend that I was with for a LONG time. She played softball on a coed team every year and she was a terrible player. One year she caught a line drive in the face and ended up with a massive bruise on her cheek and an eye almost completely swollen shut. I caught the same kind of looks and it was ALWAYS from women. I actually had a woman squint and shake her head at me in the grocery store. Nosy bitches.
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                                    • SmokeyTheBear
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                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 28609

                                      #19
                                      Thats funny shit.. My girlfriend walked into the back of my hand about 3 or 4 times in a row onetime and people were giving me evil looks too. damn nosy fucks
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                                      • Monique Niccole
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                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 5653

                                        #20
                                        You guys should have milked it for your own amusement. Whenever you notice some nosey old biddy giving you the evil eye, grab your girl by the arm and give her a little shake like you're pissed off. Have her flinch and duck away every time you make a quick move.

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                                        • riddler
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                                          • Oct 2004
                                          • 3726

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                          Thats funny shit.. My girlfriend walked into the back of my hand about 3 or 4 times in a row onetime and people were giving me evil looks too. damn nosy fucks

                                          I dont usally laugh at much at threads on GFY but this one is funny as fuck Thanks for the good laugh out of the thousands of threads with useless humor.

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                                          • Manowar
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                                            • Dec 2003
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                                            #22
                                            Acid you monster

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                                            • buddyjuf

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Rorschach
                                              God damn, take that bitch home and smack the shit out of her for embaressing you like that.

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                                              • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 28609

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MrC
                                                I dont usally laugh at much at threads on GFY but this one is funny as fuck Thanks for the good laugh out of the thousands of threads with useless humor.

                                                heh

                                                You should see the looks i get when she falls on my lit cigarette AFTER running into the back of my hand several times ( she has a bad habit of it )
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                                                • riddler
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                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                  • 3726

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                  heh

                                                  You should see the looks i get when she falls on my lit cigarette AFTER running into the back of my hand several times ( she has a bad habit of it )
                                                  *Cracks a paps blue ribon beer to that*
                                                  Good times, Good times, I'll be back got to wash my white wife beater shirts, trying to get the pizza sauce stains out of them!

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                                                  • VeriSexy
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Rorschach
                                                    God damn, take that bitch home and smack the shit out of her for embaressing you like that.

                                                    That really cracked me up
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                                                    • riddler
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                                                      • Oct 2004
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by VeriSexy
                                                      That really cracked me up
                                                      lol, this whole thread cracked me up.

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                                                      • MrJackMeHoff
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                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                        • 4569

                                                        #28
                                                        she prolly got smacked around by her other boyfriend.. Your not too bright are you?

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                                                        • escorpio
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                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 23485

                                                          #29
                                                          Get a t-shirt that says "Bitch Had It Coming"
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                                                          • stev0
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                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                            • 6801

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by escorpio
                                                            Get a t-shirt that says "Bitch Had It Coming"
                                                            lol, that'd be awsome...

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                                                            • reynold
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                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 51271

                                                              #31
                                                              well, what can I say, that's life.

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                                                              • Shoehorn!
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                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 22872

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Rorschach
                                                                God damn, take that bitch home and smack the shit out of her for embaressing you like that.

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                                                                • Herb Kornfield
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                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 4996

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Really throw the onlookers for a loop and this works for non-busted babes to send a shiver up people's spines.... As loud as you can say it:

                                                                  "I dont care what anyone thinks anymore..... So what You are my sister, I love you and we will be together forever and last night when you touched me down below like that with your tounge, I knew you wanted me too" ... Finish up with a big sloppy kiss....

                                                                  I did that once at a dairy queen in a insanely long line to my wife... The people in line in front of us fucking LEFT with their kids immediately..... Almost all conversation stopped around us.... My wife has a pretty cool sense of humor and played along.

                                                                  Nothing is more fun than disrupting other folks reality for laughs.

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                                                                  • Doc911
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                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                    • 3695

                                                                    #34
                                                                    We've had the same thing happen. My wife smacked her eye on a bird house that was hanging in the yard. It hardly phased her when it happened but the next morning she had a real shinner. Everybody and I mean everybody was staring at her and then me when we went to the store to go shopping. I feel for you man. People suck sometimes.


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                                                                    • EddiePulp
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                                                                      • Mar 2004
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      sadly enough though, its more times than NOT. That, that would be the case...
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                                                                      • HpicAnn
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        nice story, thanks for sharing....
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                                                                        • Rui
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                                                                          • Dec 2001
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by escorpio
                                                                          Get a t-shirt that says "Bitch Had It Coming"
                                                                          hahaha that would be amazing

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                                                                          • TehKinkyHotness
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                                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                                            • 533

                                                                            #38
                                                                            " Pretty much sums up 90% of the population." I disagree... more like 99.99999% of the pop. When those people start shaking they're heads at you again i would just say "fuck you playa!"

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                                                                            • Rob
                                                                              I'm a great bowler.
                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                              • 13310

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I'll just have some of my buddies whip my ass proper so when people stare I can say, "Hey, at least she won!"

                                                                              People are way too judgmental nowadays...it reallly sucks.

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                                                                              • Ogix
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                                                                                • Feb 2005
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                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • MandyBlake
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  oh man i would be soo embarrassed.
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                                                                                  • Greg Jacobson
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                                                                                    • Nov 2004
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Were you wearing a white tank top?

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                                                                                    • DarkJedi
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      just give her a shove and say "get a move on hoe"

                                                                                      Or... "you want me to hit you again?"

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                                                                                      • evanmorgan
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by jonpotz
                                                                                        likely story acid...likely story...
                                                                                        hahahaha
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                                                                                        • axelcat
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          dont ever judge a book by its cover

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                                                                                          • RisqueWritings
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                                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                                            • 628

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            The other day I was digging around in the tool box getting a screwdriver to fix my bed. My boyfriend was trying to help and the claw of the hammer ended up busting my lip open. Everyone gave me shit for it (especially since I was stupid 14 years ago and was in a very abusive relationship)... nonetheless, it's funny how people look at things.

                                                                                            When people would ask (that I knew of course) I'd say "My boyfriend told me I fell down the stairs" ;)

                                                                                            The look of shock on their face as I was cracking up was priceless.
                                                                                            -Risque aka Kris

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                                                                                            • sweetME
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                                                                                              • Nov 2004
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Greg Jacobson
                                                                                              Were you wearing a white tank top?
                                                                                              That would be funny


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                                                                                              • Babagirls
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by escorpio
                                                                                                Get a t-shirt that says "Bitch Had It Coming"
                                                                                                im a female even i laughed at this idea




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