Donny

.. to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend, and watch his butt-butt when he tees off?

But, wait! I ain't done yet:

In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
while he reaches in another grown man's ass
grabs on his nuts but just what if
(it was never meant it was just an accident but)
he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
his teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
but his little weenie flinched just a little bit,
and I don't mean to go in into any more details but
what if he pictured it as a females butt?

Is that gay? I just need to clear things up.

'Til then i'll just walk around with a manly strut!