When I got into the kiddie pool and poured water on myself (in addition to the competitor) I had no idea what I was getting myself involved in.
If I knew it was gonna be THAT kinda wet t-shirt contest, I would?ve put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
I thought a wet t-shirt contest was one of those pseudo sexual events where we are teased with nipples though fabric!? I had no idea that vaginal squirting and anal insertion had become a part of the wet-shirt landscape.
With this kind of
?erotic inflation? we will have to build ramps for the stage next year so that competitors can bring their donkeys!
(thank you Adult Rental for a mind blowing & panty-wetting event!)
Um...where exactly is her T-shirt?
NOTE TO SELF: Research Farms / Barnyard Animal Rentals in Hollywood, FL.
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