Those mother fuckers always attack my fig trees those sons a bitches! I HATE THEM WITH A PASSION
Mother fuckers... I swear, just as soon as the first figs get ripe those asshole have to take over the fucking trees, acting like they own the place. I found the PERFECT killer for them though it's not good for the fig trees I image. Spray some bengal wasp spray on their webbing, get you a long lighter (trust me, you don't wanna get your hand close to what's about to happen). Soon as you touch it their webbing... FOOSH! The whole damn tree is cleansed of the filthy bastards by the might of fire faster than you can say "Mark, you forgot to put the toilet seat down again. By the way, I'm pregnant.".