Originally Posted by RedShoe

So you want to make salsa, but you don't want to put it in a jar to save it for later?

Well... you could always take the tomatoes to an execution and sell them to the crowd of onlookers. Or maybe take them to a bad opera and sell them to the spectators.

Actually I guess if you're to lazy to put it in a jar then driving it to an execution or an opera is out of the question.

Maybe just toss them at nearby passing cars. Save a few for salsa, maybe just enough for a one time snack, and then just toss the rest.

But wait if you're to lazy to put them in a jar how did you find the energy to post on gfy?

Wait... YOU'RE NOT LAZY!