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  • Penthouse Tony
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    • Apr 2004
    • 5835

    #1

    Zoo Wants Chimpanzee to Stop Smoking

    Zoo Wants Chimpanzee to Stop Smoking

    Fri Apr 15, 8:39 AM ET

    JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A South African zoo is trying to persuade its star chimpanzee to kick a bad smoking habit.

    Charlie, a grown male chimp and the Bloemfontein Zoo, has been picking up cigarettes thrown to him by visitors and smoking them -- a habit he probably picked up by observing humans, zoo officials told the SAPA news agency on Thursday.

    "Baby chimps pick up habits by mimicking adults and we think he started mimicking smokers at his enclosure which probably led to smokers throwing him cigarettes," spokesman Daryl Barnes told SAPA.

    Barnes said Charlie was already showing the signs of a true nicotine addict.

    "He even acts like a naughty schoolboy by hiding the cigarette when staff approach the area," Barnes said, adding that the zoo was determined to help him quit.

    Barnes said the most important thing was that people stop providing Charlie with cigarettes or any other treats, noting the chimp already had three bad teeth because of all the cans of sweet soft drinks that people throw at him.

    Charlie is not the only smoking chimpanzee. A zoo in the Chinese city of Zhengzhou reported last year that one of its chimps had taken up smoking and was desperately bumming cigarette butts off visitors.

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  • Antonio
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    • Oct 2001
    • 14136

    #2
    Just give me 10 bucks for petrol and I'll drive to Jo'burg to bitchslap the fucking Chimp, it'll never smoke again !!!

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    • Wiggles
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      • May 2004
      • 14423

      #3
      how does he get them lit? they throw him lighters too?
      no sig

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      • tungsten
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        • Mar 2004
        • 10579

        #4
        Originally posted by Wiggles
        how does he get them lit? they throw him lighters too?
        thats what i was gonna ask
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        • Mike Okitch
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          • May 2004
          • 4126

          #5
          Can't those idiots set up some plexiglass shield or something so that nobody can throw smokes?

          I guess it's a lot easier to start crying to the medias
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          • jimmyf
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            • Feb 2001
            • 12651

            #6
            when I was a kid our zoo had a Chimpanzee that would piss on you. Learned it from kids shooting him with water guns.
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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #7
              Originally posted by Mike Okitch
              Can't those idiots set up some plexiglass shield or something so that nobody can throw smokes?

              I guess it's a lot easier to start crying to the medias
              That would be a more logical solution

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              • hydro
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                • Dec 2003
                • 4216

                #8
                i need some chimps submitting and writting articles, anyone selling?

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                • myjah
                  Back in the harbor
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 11482

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Wiggles
                  how does he get them lit? they throw him lighters too?
                  That's the first thing that popped into my head too. But besides that, why are they letting people throw stuff to the chimp anyway? Someone should be watching that area at all times and throwing people out on their ass if they don't know how to behave.
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                  • Phoenix
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                    • Nov 2002
                    • 35475

                    #10
                    haha...funny stuff Sagi

                    they should get him the patch
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                    • TKoProductions
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 673

                      #11
                      They're trowing the cigarette's at him already lit. The people light them up, take a couple hits, and than toss it over.

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                      • wes
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                        • Apr 2002
                        • 3150

                        #12
                        Looks like that zoo will have a lot more visitors coming.

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                        • reynold
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 51271

                          #13
                          Yeah. Smoking is both bad for humans and animals.

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                          • Penthouse Tony
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                            • Apr 2004
                            • 5835

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Phoenix
                            haha...funny stuff Sagi

                            they should get him the patch
                            Yeah, I'm sure the patch was already tested on chimps so it should work.
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                            • evilmaster
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                              • Apr 2005
                              • 1281

                              #15
                              Originally posted by reynold
                              Yeah. Smoking is both bad for humans and animals.
                              I agree with you.
                              And I never smoked..

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                              • Penthouse Tony
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                                • Apr 2004
                                • 5835

                                #16
                                Originally posted by evilmaster
                                I agree with you.
                                And I never smoked..
                                The article also says that the chimp has bad teeth from soft drinks. Don't they have "don't feed the animals" signs in South Africa?
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