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Ha Ha Ha. Some dumb fuck in my street sprayed my car

04-17-2005, 09:52 AM

Ha Ha Ha. Some dumb fuck in my street sprayed my car with the words Nonce.

Nonce is slang for a sex criminal.

They have seen my press badge in the back of the car, for Erotica in Manchester, and found out that I do glamour photography, and clearly get gelouse.

Dumb fucks did not know that I have told everybody in the street what I do. Plus I was a student nurse, and so was police checked.

It was done by this think as fuck family who live near by. They have two red cars (they spayed themselves). And they used the same red to spay my car.

I went up to them and said that I was offering 5 thousand UK pounds to anyone who comes forward to tell me who did it. They thought I was joking.

They are not shitting it, as I have gone to all my nabours, with a letter saying "I AM SEEKING INFO FOR ON THE RETARDS WHO SPRAYED MY CAR" I also listed my sites, and got a few people signing up.

My thick as fuck nabours who sprayed my car, are shitting it.

I think they have made the biggest mistake of there lives.

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04-17-2005, 09:55 AM

Sorry cant read broken english come back later
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04-17-2005, 09:58 AM

I typed it quickly as I am a bit annoyed.

I cannot believe they used the same spray can as they do there car with.

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04-17-2005, 10:00 AM

print some news and put it through their letterbox ;)

joking man. got any pics of the car after they did it ?
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04-17-2005, 10:02 AM

Where in the UK are you ??

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04-17-2005, 10:04 AM

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Where in the UK are you ??

From his lack of spelling ability id say somewhere in the region of Manchester or East London in one of the council estates.

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04-17-2005, 10:04 AM

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04-17-2005, 10:07 AM

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04-17-2005, 10:31 AM

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04-17-2005, 10:41 AM

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What fucking language you speaking?

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04-17-2005, 10:44 AM

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What fucking language you speaking?

that would be "What fucking language ARE you speaking?

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04-17-2005, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by Scott McD

Where in the UK are you ??

Near Leeds.

Sorry, not the best speller as I am dyslexic. And yes I did spell check what I wrote.

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04-17-2005, 10:46 AM

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that would be "What fucking language ARE you speaking?

or he should have ended with "willis"

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04-17-2005, 10:49 AM

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04-17-2005, 10:50 AM

Reminds me of when Alan Partridge got his car sprayed "COCK PISS PARTRIDGE" and he changed it to "COOK PASS BABTRIDGE".

Lol I'll never forget that.
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04-17-2005, 10:51 AM

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Reminds me of when Alan Partridge got his car sprayed "COCK PISS PARTRIDGE" and he changed it to "COOK PASS BABTRIDGE".

Lol I'll never forget that.

I was just thinking he should change it to Spraypainters are "nonce's"

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04-17-2005, 10:53 AM

They probably got tired of your daily old news threads. They did a good job. I would spray your car if you lived nearby.
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04-17-2005, 10:54 AM

too bad they didn't set it on fire while you were inside.
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04-17-2005, 10:57 AM

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They probably got tired of your daily old news threads. They did a good job. I would spray your car if you lived nearby.

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04-17-2005, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

I was just thinking he should change it to Spraypainters are "nonce's"

But then they might change it to "people who say spraypainters are nonces are nonces" and he'll be caught in some kind of infinite loop horror. Or until there is no more space left to spray on.
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04-17-2005, 11:02 AM

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That works pretty well. When I was a kid I used Roundup herbicide on a neighbors lawn. I wrote "BASTARD" in HUGE letters on his once immaculate front lawn. After just a couple of days, the letters were very clearly visible to everyone driving by. He was a bastard too.

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04-17-2005, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by project_naughty

But then they might change it to "people who say spraypainters are nonces are nonces" and he'll be caught in some kind of infinite loop horror. Or until there is no more space left to spray on.

but eventually they will run out of space , the key is taking up enough space they cant add anymore words

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04-17-2005, 11:06 AM

It's really surprising that someone would vandalize your car. You seem so likable.

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04-17-2005, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by Franck

They probably got tired of your daily old news threads. They did a good job. I would spray your car if you lived nearby.

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04-17-2005, 11:10 AM

This retard family are in a council estate near me. To be honest not a bad one, its 99% elderly. But somehow this thick fuck family managed to move in.

Its one of these twats that think they are big gangsters. They mocked me at first till I gave them business cards with my web site on, and gave them one of my dvds.

I think they thought I was joking when I said I was putting up 5k on info on who sprayed my car.

Thick fuck dad then said he was phoning the police as I was popping my cards through peoples doors. I said go on then (as I was not. And to be honest even if I was, not sure its illegal to do so).

Its funny how think fucks like them break the law all the time, then when things go wrong, start phoning the police.

That's the problem with the UK, if I catch them at my car tonight, if I hit them with my crow bar I will be in trouble, but if I let them go, all they do if say it was not them. Even if prosecuted, they will get a £50 fine, and not pay it.

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04-17-2005, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

but eventually they will run out of space , the key is taking up enough space they cant add anymore words

You seem to know alot about it. Sprayed many cars in your time?
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04-17-2005, 11:14 AM

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04-17-2005, 11:14 AM

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04-17-2005, 11:19 AM

I would not have minded if they sprayed it Pimp.

I am not sure to be honest what is meant by it.

I thought it meant child molester. My mate thought it meant person convicted of a sex crime.

The police woman asked me if she thought it was a gay attack!!!

As far as the car goes, I sprayed it multi colours anyway, so its not easy to notice the word nonce all over it. If they had not done the windows, I would have not noticed.

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04-17-2005, 11:20 AM

I shall take some shots on my camera phone on Monday.

Its a bit dark now.

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04-17-2005, 11:23 AM

I have a feeling that the twat who did it will do it again tonight. I have my crow bar ready.

I have even left the front door unlocked, hoping he is dumb enough to come into the house. If he does its bashing brains in time.

The guy two doors away, has now asked me to order him dvds from the net as he does not have a computer. He was telling me that he spends £50 per disk in the shops.

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04-17-2005, 11:25 AM

More I think about it, the more I wonder if the little shit did think I was gay. As I am bloody good looking and live alone. Not that is an excuse to attack someone for being gay.

Oh well, just have to see what happens.

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04-17-2005, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by allanuk

I would not have minded if they sprayed it Pimp.

I am not sure to be honest what is meant by it.

I thought it meant child molester. My mate thought it meant person convicted of a sex crime.

The police woman asked me if she thought it was a gay attack!!!

As far as the car goes, I sprayed it multi colours anyway, so its not easy to notice the word nonce all over it. If they had not done the windows, I would have not noticed.

For much of the UK especially the scummier parts nonce = child molester .

To be honest I think you're a dick head but wouldn't wish that on you. If you're on a council estate and other people see it shit will start and you may even find moving is the only solution. The CP witchhunt unfortunately never died and the ignorant will still pursue the wrong people. And yet idiots still can't undertsand why many people don't want flyers of young looking, naked girls ending up at the neighbours.

Still on the plus side you may end up in better housing/a better area if you can afford it

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04-17-2005, 11:28 AM

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04-17-2005, 11:30 AM

Hope you got it all sorted.
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04-17-2005, 11:40 AM

I'd go beat the fuck out of him and spray paint his house

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04-17-2005, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by Tipsy

For much of the UK especially the scummier parts nonce = child molester .

To be honest I think you're a dick head but wouldn't wish that on you. If you're on a council estate and other people see it shit will start and you may even find moving is the only solution. The CP witchhunt unfortunately never died and the ignorant will still pursue the wrong people. And yet idiots still can't undertsand why many people don't want flyers of young looking, naked girls ending up at the neighbours.

Still on the plus side you may end up in better housing/a better area if you can afford it

Yes, I accept that often I am a dick head.

I am not sure why they would say I am a child molester.

But as everybody in my area knows me, I would not move. To be honest, I think it will be this family who moves, as they have upset a few people.

Also I said to them, that whoever did it, must be shitting it, as if they thought about it, anyone involved with porn will know people. I stood and smiled at them. Within 30 seconds from pissing about with there car, they ran into there house.

But the big problem, is, is that there is nothing legal I can do. Even if they went to the police station, all they will probably get is a caution.

In many ways, they are lucky to have dogs, as otherwise I would be pouring petrol into there hose tonight. But no way would I want to harm any animal. So I will just have to see if they have the sense not to bother me again.

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04-17-2005, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by Downtime

I'd go beat the fuck out of him and spray paint his house

I am very tempted at the moment.

But it will be me who ends up in jail.

It may not even be them. But the fact that its the same red and the way they reacted to me suggests it is them.

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04-17-2005, 11:50 AM

There was a time I would say no to guns, but these days, I am becoming more pro guns.

I get sick of old ladies being beaten up, and scum bags ruling the streets. We (the public) can do nothing. Go near these shits, you get a mouthful, and the police take there sides.

I just wonder if I had a gun, would fuck brains have dared touch my car. After all, if I shot him in the head while he was holding the can, it would have shown his guilt. And blown the scumbag away.

But, now shit head family have two cars, satellite and more, all paid by taxpayers as they are all unemployed.

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04-17-2005, 11:51 AM

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04-17-2005, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by allanuk

Yes, I accept that often I am a dick head.

I am not sure why they would say I am a child molester.

But as everybody in my area knows me, I would not move. To be honest, I think it will be this family who moves, as they have upset a few people.

Also I said to them, that whoever did it, must be shitting it, as if they thought about it, anyone involved with porn will know people. I stood and smiled at them. Within 30 seconds from pissing about with there car, they ran into there house.

But the big problem, is, is that there is nothing legal I can do. Even if they went to the police station, all they will probably get is a caution.

In many ways, they are lucky to have dogs, as otherwise I would be pouring petrol into there hose tonight. But no way would I want to harm any animal. So I will just have to see if they have the sense not to bother me again.

If it is genuinely just one family then that's handy. Whether or not it's true being labelled a child molester can follow you for a long time in some areas. A shame as there's sick fucks around that deserve the abuse and harrassment but those liable to do it often don't have the intelligence to tell the difference.

You can do lots that's legal but do need proof. Why not pick up a cheap cam and make sure your car is monitored 24/7? Also keep a log of any noise, abuse and destructive behaviour caused by the family. The councils are big on restraining orders at the moment and if they then get ignored most are happy to evict (presuming the family in question is council housed).

/me touches wood - I've always been lucky with my neighbours but have seen the effects of those that haven't (but then who hasn't these days with the million and one neighbour from hell type programs). I can imagine it becomes a nightmare living next to them.

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04-17-2005, 11:57 AM

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Now that's fucking funny - got any pigs left? :D

Ha Ha Ha

In fact I told them I was connected. I think they believe me too, as at fist they did not believe I ran any websites.

They looked physically sick when I showed them the business cards I have.

The way I see it, is they will either leave me alone, or be stupid and do something else.

In many ways I hope they will come after me, as I have a steel pipe in my jacket ready for them.

But from there reaction, I suspect they have realised the mistake they have made.

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04-17-2005, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by Tipsy

If it is genuinely just one family then that's handy. Whether or not it's true being labelled a child molester can follow you for a long time in some areas. A shame as there's sick fucks around that deserve the abuse and harrassment but those liable to do it often don't have the intelligence to tell the difference.

You can do lots that's legal but do need proof. Why not pick up a cheap cam and make sure your car is monitored 24/7? Also keep a log of any noise, abuse and destructive behaviour caused by the family. The councils are big on restraining orders at the moment and if they then get ignored most are happy to evict (presuming the family in question is council housed).

/me touches wood - I've always been lucky with my neighbours but have seen the effects of those that haven't (but then who hasn't these days with the million and one neighbour from hell type programs). I can imagine it becomes a nightmare living next to them.

They are under Leeds council who are a bit crap to boot people out.

But I am not worried about people thinking I am a child molester as people have known me for years.

This family has annoyed many, and the police know them well. All I am going to do is tell everybody it was them.

I am going to report this family to the council Monday morning.

I am also lucky that I run many sites and have taken over 90 hours over dv film of models (all 18 or older) and 3 huge boxes of slides of models. Also lots of content with me with models, so you could say I have good evidence to show my sex life is with women and not children.

Dumb fuck did not know that.

I even said to the police woman, that she is welcome to look around my house (actually I was trying to get her into a film).

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04-17-2005, 12:12 PM

In fact it could be that they did not know I did porn.

Just thought, single guy living on own = child abuser.

I know I have put the fear into this family.

I think I reacted opposite to what they expected. Instead of hiding in my house, I went out and had a good chat about it. Even made a joke of it.

I gave out my business cards with the web address of my sites on it so people could look up the sites.

In otherwords, it totally backfired.

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04-17-2005, 12:15 PM

that is pure bullshit, drop a pipe bomb on their steps and see how they like it.

i would be freaking out if someone ever touched my car, thats one of the dumbest things you can do.
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04-17-2005, 12:27 PM

go buy a bunch of dead rats and scatter them on there lawn.
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04-17-2005, 12:35 PM

This sort of shit (generaly people beeing jealous) is the reason I not even bother to get a new car until I move out of here...bahh fuckers
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04-17-2005, 12:47 PM

Dude, shut up or do something about it..
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