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Old 08-06-2006, 10:57 AM  
mikeyddddd
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I'm at a bar on a Thursday night. A couple of guys start to fight. They move it outside. A crowd gathers. I get sucker punched from behind while watching the fight. I never saw the guy. My jaw hurts like hell.

Friday I go to the doctor. I'm told to ice it.

I lay around all weekend in pain.

I go back to the doctor on Monday. They x-ray it. I have a displaced fracture in two places.

By that night I have surgery to put a plate in my jaw and wire my mouth shut.

I lose 27 pounds of my 160 on a liquid diet.

It could be worse for you.
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