2 strings walk into a bar, they see a sign that says "No strings allowed", one of them ties a knot in the middle of himself and afros up the end of his string... and walks up to the bar... the bartender says... "are you a string?" the string looks at him and says... "I'm a frayed knot!"
Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play "20 Questions" to pass the time. The first guy tries to think of something for the other guy to guess, and "moose cock" pops into his mind.
"OK", he says, "I'm ready".
The second guy says, "Is it something good to eat?"
The first guy chuckles and says, "Well, yeah, I guess you could eat it."
Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play "20 Questions" to pass the time. The first guy tries to think of something for the other guy to guess, and "moose cock" pops into his mind.
"OK", he says, "I'm ready".
The second guy says, "Is it something good to eat?"
The first guy chuckles and says, "Well, yeah, I guess you could eat it."
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