Me = 0
The manchild = around 3K
In a related thought, I had sent this article to the manchild to see how fast he could do this.
Some kid set the world's record, doing it in 42.22 seconds. The text he inputted is as follows:
The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/07/29/sms.king.ap/index.html