I love messing with jehovas when they come to my door. I should video tape some of them. I have opened the door stark naked ( its not a pretty site ) too . * ( i have security camera's so i see them coming )
I once had a Jehovah's Witness come knocking when I was tripping like a motherfucker on mushrooms.
"You want to talk about God and the Universe? Cool! C'mon in!"
LOL Not offensive to me at all, I work in this business all you motherfuckers make me money and I love you for it. I just like to fuck with people with single digit IQs.
How do I make you money? If you are an affiliate of mine, give me your Referal # and I'll cancel it.
I do not have a single digit ICQ, it's long... I take offense to that.
I just am way too self conscious (some will read this as embarrased at what I do for a living and I should grow a bigger pair), not into offending people wherever possible (some will read this as being pussified), and not looking to be noticed or make a public statement regarding GFY/Porn (I live in an extremely liberal minded place that doesn't need my contribution to beat back the narrow minded religious and anti porn nuts).
I went to pay the water bill and some church lady went off and told me I should never have worn a shirt like that and how I need to go to church cuz I'm going to hell. Then I get to where you pay the bill and find out I forgot to grab another $20 so I'm $1.46 short so I ask if I can just pay it on the next bill and she tells me that my shirt is so bad and bla bla bla so no I would have to come back on Monday and pay the $1.46. I will have to change my shirt and go back up there now.
I never said it offended me smokey, see if you took time to actually THINK about what you say before you say it. You would make me look like a silly shit eating cockgobbler more often
And i never claimed you did .. If you wiped the shit off your eyes and tried learning to read what you wrote you wont look like such a shit eating retard.
I would have said "Listen you old hag, besides the fact you smell like mothballs and urine MY taxes pay for YOUR fucking Social Security check and medicare so you don't have to eat dog food and get sick and die in a gutter so unless you are going to give me my money back GO FUCK YOURSELF."
I would have just said "You're going to hell for licking your husbands dirty asshole. Don't think you can be forgiven for shit like that. God frowns upon shit eaters."
Dont be embarassed I wish I had a shirt of GFY to show.
GFY for a lifetime!! I dont care what people think of me.
They can´t judge you just for a shirt.
How do I make you money? If you are an affiliate of mine, give me your Referal # and I'll cancel it.
I do not have a single digit ICQ it's long... I take offense to that.
Oh this is funny. You would cancel an affiliate because they believe that wearing a GFY shirt in public will probably catch static from some people? What a piece of shit sponsor you are lol. Well I am NOT an affiliate.... YET haha I think I will sign up here within the next week and send you chinese traffic for a couple months lol. You better be cancelling all the new affiliates starting time after this post for the next week.
haha sometimes when jehovas come over i exclaim " IM SO GLAD YOU HAVE COME " i invite them inside and preach nonsense to them about some invisible god that i usually create on the spur of the moment, like the toaster or a fork.. " The fork is very unhappy with you for wearing long skirts women you are sinners join the glory of the fork. HALLEFORKYA"
I love messing with jehovas when they come to my door. I should video tape some of them. I have opened the door stark naked ( its not a pretty site ) too . * ( i have security camera's so i see them coming )
OMG< thats so creepy. I do the same thing over here.. Invite them in, tell them that God spoke to me this morning in the Fridge and crap like that LOL LOL
Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm
I hate people that do that shit! When I lived in Memphis, I was talking with one of my co-workers and she asked me my religion. Told her that technically I wasn't anything because I was never baptized... she looked right at me and said I was a sinner, I was going straight to hell and she could no longer be my friend and associate herself with me. I remember just looking at her and began laughing right in her face. All I said in response to that was... "Good, I heard it's nice and warm down there... plus I wont be surrounded my religious assholes trying to tell me what my faith is".
Oh this is funny. You would cancel an affiliate because they believe that wearing a GFY shirt in public will probably catch static from some people? What a piece of shit sponsor you are lol. Well I am NOT an affiliate.... YET haha I think I will sign up here within the next week and send you chinese traffic for a couple months lol. You better be cancelling all the new affiliates starting time after this post for the next week.
I approve all afiliates before they send me anything. And, yes, I will cancel an affiliate for popping his mouth off to me on a public forum - I don't HAVE TO do biz with anyone I don't like.
I can't wait to wear my Cancer Is Funny and I Hope Your Kid Does Child Porn tshirts to the next webmaster show....maybe I'll wear my I Hope You Get AIDS and Die For Doing Porno shirt...I mean since no one here could ever be offended by those, right?
I can't wait to wear my Cancer Is Funny and I Hope Your Kid Does Child Porn tshirts to the next webmaster show....maybe I'll wear my I Hope You Get AIDS and Die For Doing Porno shirt...I mean since no one here could ever be offended by those, right?
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