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  • Downtime
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 7320
    #1

    So we bought a Midget today

    Yes, we bought a fucking dwarf, for 2 full weeks to walk around his Canadian college's campus with CollegeDowntime.com on his fucking forehead. The dude is 3'7", and he only costs $30 bucks

    He says he has an audience of 30,000 people a day that see him, but quite frankly I could care less if just one person saw him for even $100 bucks. It's just too sweet!

    Here's a link to our eBay purchase: click here .


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    • Fucksakes
      Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
      • Dec 2003
      • 7567
      #2
      lol what an idiot.

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        • AdultInsider Cloner
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          • Apr 2005
          • 1472
          #3
          Hahahahaha Oh god.
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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978
              #4
              Lol..for 33 bucks he's going to walk around with that on his forehead for 2 weeks...bullshit

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                • skillfull
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                  • Apr 2003
                  • 4716
                  #5
                  hahaha cool marketing ;)
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                    • mastermikex
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 301
                      #6
                      I saw on CSI on the episode about the little people, that the ones with regular sized heads are like the GODS of dwarfs...this guy looks like his head is pretty normal, i'm sure he gets all the dwarfette ass

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                        • nofx
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 16826
                          #7
                          $30 for 2 weeks ?

                          ugh, he must be retarded

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                            • collegedowntimeb
                              Registered User
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 14
                              #8
                              Even if he dont do it $33 aint a big deal if I was him I would tell us to fuck off haha
                              <a href=http://www.collegedowntime.com><img src=http://www.collegedowntime.com/images/pulliambanner3_remix.jpg>
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                                • Harmon
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                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 20012
                                  #9
                                  You should hire him to hook up with some of his college slut friends and fuck them... for just a couple dollars more
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                                    • wargames
                                      Kliris
                                      • May 2003
                                      • 10423
                                      #10
                                      What the fuck do you need the dwarf for?
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                                        • pxxx
                                          First African GFY Member
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 12114
                                          #11
                                          How fun is it to have your own dwarf.

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                                            • Downtime
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 7320
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by wargames
                                              What the fuck do you need the dwarf for?
                                              Because he's a dwarf.
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                                                • collegedowntimeb
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 14
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by mastermikex
                                                  I saw on CSI on the episode about the little people, that the ones with regular sized heads are like the GODS of dwarfs...this guy looks like his head is pretty normal, i'm sure he gets all the dwarfette ass
                                                  I saw that one to funny shit
                                                  <a href=http://www.collegedowntime.com><img src=http://www.collegedowntime.com/images/pulliambanner3_remix.jpg>
                                                  </a><br>
                                                  College entertainment at its peak!

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                                                    • the_wizz
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                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 1633
                                                      #14
                                                      Nice.... hope you get pics.
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                                                        • nofx
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 16826
                                                          #15
                                                          I will paypal you $50 if you get him to write KILLPOLICE.COM on a white shirt and wear only that shirt it for 2 weeks, seriously.

                                                          Often times I wonder why
                                                          There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                          When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                          When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                            • Easton
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                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 9825
                                                              #16
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                                                                • collegedowntimeb
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                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                  • 14
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by nofx
                                                                  I will paypal you $50 if you get him to write KILLPOLICE.COM on a white shirt and wear only that shirt it for 2 weeks, seriously.

                                                                  I am sure he wasnt planning on only getting $33 but its his own fault for doing a no reserve auction.
                                                                  <a href=http://www.collegedowntime.com><img src=http://www.collegedowntime.com/images/pulliambanner3_remix.jpg>
                                                                  </a><br>
                                                                  College entertainment at its peak!

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                                                                    • L0rdJuni0r
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                                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                                      • 5883
                                                                      #18
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                                                                        • parazzi
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                                                                          • Apr 2005
                                                                          • 101
                                                                          #19
                                                                          that's tooo funny!
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                                                                            • Platinumpimp
                                                                              Logos and such.
                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 10214
                                                                              #20
                                                                              You selling laptops too I see
                                                                              I design logo's.

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                                                                                • sumphatpimp
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                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                  • 5235
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  that is a great start but now you need to get others at various schools to do the same. then you will make the cash!

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                                                                                    • Fake Nick
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                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                      • 7708
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                      I will paypal you $50 if you get him to write KILLPOLICE.COM on a white shirt and wear only that shirt it for 2 weeks, seriously.


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                                                                                        • collegedowntimeb
                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                          • 14
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Platinumpimp
                                                                                          You selling laptops too I see
                                                                                          When I get my hands on them.... why you in the market?
                                                                                          <a href=http://www.collegedowntime.com><img src=http://www.collegedowntime.com/images/pulliambanner3_remix.jpg>
                                                                                          </a><br>
                                                                                          College entertainment at its peak!

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                                                                                            • LittleMack
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                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 4645
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Now that is fucking great....
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                                                                                                • collegedowntimeb
                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                  • 14
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  This guy better start responding to my emails!
                                                                                                  <a href=http://www.collegedowntime.com><img src=http://www.collegedowntime.com/images/pulliambanner3_remix.jpg>
                                                                                                  </a><br>
                                                                                                  College entertainment at its peak!

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                                                                                                    • mikeyddddd
                                                                                                      Viva la vulva!
                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                      • 16557
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      It's a good deal if the little fucker does it - what if he puts CollegeDowntime.com on his forehead and sucks on his chin?

                                                                                                      Not that it makes any difference. Pub is pub. Ya got a $33 midget

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                                                                                                        • Stacey_JoinRightNow
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                          • 6269
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          why didn't u make it $50, im sure that's gonna be of great help to him & obviously a fair deal

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                                                                                                            • foxylady
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                                                                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                                                                              • 1829
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              he look's he is very nice guy

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                                                                                                                • Downtime
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                                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                                  • 7320
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by foxylady
                                                                                                                  he look's he is very nice guy
                                                                                                                  come again?
                                                                                                                  #27024067

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                                                                                                                    • reynold
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                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                      • 51271
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      pretty funny dude

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                                                                                                                        • JFK
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                                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                          • 67369
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by mastermikex
                                                                                                                          I saw on CSI on the episode about the little people, that the ones with regular sized heads are like the GODS of dwarfs...this guy looks like his head is pretty normal, i'm sure he gets all the dwarfette ass
                                                                                                                          Hey I saw that episode as well, didnt realise they have conventions That would be an interesting shoot

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                                                                                                                            • Iron Mike
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                                                                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                              • 460
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              For god's sake dwarf-toosing is banned now...

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                                                                                                                                • s9ann0
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                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 4873
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  i want one!

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                                                                                                                                    • DutchTeenCash
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                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 21684
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      damn I should bid $50

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                                                                                                                                        • ModelPerfect
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          How would you ever prove he actually did it?
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                                                                                                                                            • sweetcuties
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                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2002
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              before i clicked, i though you got the 70's car... that lil roadster. good marketing. about to hit you on icq

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                                                                                                                                                • gangbangjoe
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                                                                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 17693
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Harmon
                                                                                                                                                  You should hire him to hook up with some of his college slut friends and fuck them... for just a couple dollars more

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                                                                                                                                                    • collegedowntimeb
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 14
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow
                                                                                                                                                      why didn't u make it $50, im sure that's gonna be of great help to him & obviously a fair deal
                                                                                                                                                      I bid $100 but if you have ever bought anything on ebay you know that it wont go that high unless someone else bids you up!
                                                                                                                                                      <a href=http://www.collegedowntime.com><img src=http://www.collegedowntime.com/images/pulliambanner3_remix.jpg>
                                                                                                                                                      </a><br>
                                                                                                                                                      College entertainment at its peak!

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                                                                                                                                                        • jimb
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                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 2514
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          if this guy comes through you def. gotta post pics....

                                                                                                                                                          Jim

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                                                                                                                                                            • pornguy
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                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                                                                              That is funny, but sad at the same time.
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                                                                                                                                                                • Manowar
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41

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                                                                                                                                                                    • collegedowntimeb
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 14
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                                                                                                      That is funny, but sad at the same time.
                                                                                                                                                                      Whats really sad is the amount of tools on ebay trying to sell there foreheads for money..... there is this old nasty lookin chick on there calling her self a hot woman i think she wants like 20 grand for a month of advertising on her forehead and she lives in some po-dunk town in wisconsin
                                                                                                                                                                      <a href=http://www.collegedowntime.com><img src=http://www.collegedowntime.com/images/pulliambanner3_remix.jpg>
                                                                                                                                                                      </a><br>
                                                                                                                                                                      College entertainment at its peak!

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Twe Russ
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
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                                                                                                                                                                            • ArkansasDave
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