Jews and Muslims are Cousins

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  • Donny
    As you wish...
    • May 2002
    • 13754
    #1

    Jews and Muslims are Cousins

    I don't know why they fight so much. It's a real-life family feud.

    Both Jews and Muslims are decendants of Abraham. Abraham's son Isaac is the forefather of the Israelites, while his son Ishmael is the forefather of the Muslims. Check this out if you want more info on that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham

    So basically, Israelites feel like God loves them more because they come from Abraham's legitimate son, while Muslims come from the bastard he fathered with one of his servants.

    And that's why they fight to this day. They both serve the SAME GOD (the God of Abraham) and even share many of the same holy scriptures, etc.

    It's fucking stupid.
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    • Kimo
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      • Jan 2006
      • 11542
      #2
      very good point
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        • Donny
          As you wish...
          • May 2002
          • 13754
          #3
          And then there are the Christians, who are just "wanna-bes". They wanna be like the Jews, so they believe the story from that perspective and try to convince themselves they fit in (kinda like the fat kid on the grade school basketball team).

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            • Quagmire
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2005
              • 6490
              #4
              Someone needs to whip up a Hatfields & McCoys redneck style cartoon but with jews and muslims instead of the barefoot hillbillies.

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                • Shok
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                  • Apr 2001
                  • 5611
                  #5
                  we all descended from the Easter Bunny

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                    • Lazonby
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 2262
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Donny
                      I don't know why they fight so much. It's a real-life family feud.

                      Both Jews and Muslims are decendants of Abraham. Abraham's son Isaac is the forefather of the Israelites, while his son Ishmael is the forefather of the Muslims. Check this out if you want more info on that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham

                      So basically, Israelites feel like God loves them more because they come from Abraham's legitimate son, while Muslims come from the bastard he fathered with one of his servants.

                      And that's why they fight to this day. They both serve the SAME GOD (the God of Abraham) and even share many of the same holy scriptures, etc.

                      It's fucking stupid.
                      Islam copies heavily from both Judaism and Christianity then adds some ultra violence to the mix.

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                        • seven
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                          • Apr 2002
                          • 2697
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Donny
                          I don't know why they fight so much. It's a real-life family feud.
                          They are not fighting over religion actually they are fighting over land.
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                            • Odin
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                              • Jan 2004
                              • 2545
                              #8
                              Originally posted by seven
                              They are not fighting over religion actually they are fighting over land.
                              Exactly, what a stupid thread.
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                                • Donny
                                  As you wish...
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 13754
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Chief
                                  Exactly, what a stupid thread.
                                  Um, did any part of my post indicate they're fighting over religion? No. I said they are cousins and are fighting each other, which is fucking stupid. The religious crap was brought up because it demonstrates the family link.

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