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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310
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    Teen Accused of Raping His Sisters With Carrots!!! [WTF?!?!]

    By ALAN O' LEARY, Times Staff Writer
    Published April 12, 2005

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    A Evanstown Middle School student was arrested on Monday and charged with rape and attempted rape with a produce item. The teen is accused of raping his sisters and sisters' friends with carrots. The teen's parents could not be reached for comment but neighbors say that they're in shock over the incident.

    "He would bring carrots to school functions and people started calling him Bugs [after Warner Brothers Character Bugs Bunny] after a while. I think he took it too personal." said an unidentified friend.

    The teen is reportidly at home after his family posted a $50,000 bond to get him out of a Sufexex County Jail. He is prohibited to be in the same house as his sisters until the conclusion of the trial. The judge has also forbid him to visit local grocery stores without parental or adult supervision. Flyers have been printed and circulated to local grocers that inform the grocer not to sell produce to this young man.


    See tomorrow's Times for the full report.


    WTF!?!?!
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    • Tala
      Fucked if I know
      • Dec 2002
      • 23368
      #2
      Ohboy.

      There goes his entire life. Holy shit.

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        • MGibson
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          • Jan 2005
          • 772
          #3
          Geezus sounds like AM Jeff all over again.

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            • Love Brokers
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              • Jul 2004
              • 1699
              #4
              Like I stated in another post about the kid stealing the corps head, "this country is in serious fucking trouble!"
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                • L0rdJuni0r
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                  • Oct 2004
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                  #5
                  thats off the chain
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                    • FrankWhite
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 3540
                      #6
                      Bugs for life!

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                        • Paraskass
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                          • May 2002
                          • 5829
                          #7
                          link?...?

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                            • Babaganoosh
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                              • Nov 2001
                              • 15841
                              #8
                              What the fuck is wrong with kids these days?

                              Back in my day, we used to use cucumbers.
                              I like pie.

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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133978
                                  #9
                                  Atleast they weren't english cuccumbers

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                                    • Rob
                                      I'm a great bowler.
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 13310
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Paraskass
                                      link?...?
                                      Can't post a link because I made it up. I wrote that fake story and it's funny that someone will tell the same story tomorrow about the boy fucking his sisters with carrots. The power of persuasion.

                                      That's what we do, we sell fantasy.

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                                        • sniperwolf
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                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 17743
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                          Can't post a link because I made it up. I wrote that fake story and it's funny that someone will tell the same story tomorrow about the boy fucking his sisters with carrots. The power of persuasion.

                                          That's what we do, we sell fantasy.
                                          lol...yeah and you almost got me there!!
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                                            • Rich
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 11486
                                              #12
                                              Flyers have been printed and circulated to local grocers that inform the grocer not to sell produce to this young man.

                                              Tomorrow's Times, eh?

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                                                • d00t
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                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 3766
                                                  #13
                                                  hmm...wonder if theres pics....

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                                                    • xenigo
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                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 8067
                                                      #14
                                                      Why's sis gotta be a playa hater?

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                                                        • Manowar
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                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 71528
                                                          #15
                                                          ewww. wtf?

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                                                            • wargames
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                                                              • May 2003
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                                                              #16
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                                                                • Vitasoy
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                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 58202
                                                                  #17
                                                                  haha wtf... kids these days.


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                                                                    • pradaboy
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                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                      • 12931
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                                      Can't post a link because I made it up. I wrote that fake story and it's funny that someone will tell the same story tomorrow about the boy fucking his sisters with carrots. The power of persuasion.

                                                                      That's what we do, we sell fantasy.
                                                                      the scariest thing is most of us wouldn't be surprised if this had happened for real. People are sick nowadays
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                                                                        • wjxxx
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                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                          • 4448
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                                          Can't post a link because I made it up. I wrote that fake story and it's funny that someone will tell the same story tomorrow about the boy fucking his sisters with carrots. The power of persuasion.

                                                                          That's what we do, we sell fantasy.
                                                                          You got me

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                                                                            • Dirty Dane
                                                                              Sick Fuck
                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                              • 9491
                                                                              #20
                                                                              The judge has also forbid him to visit local grocery stores without parental or adult supervision.
                                                                              yeah - like grocery are the reason for raping others

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                                                                                • webcrawler
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                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                  • 2692
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Why carrots?

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                                                                                    • wargames
                                                                                      Kliris
                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                      • 10423
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      what the... what ahppened to her morals?
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                                                                                        • Rob
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                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                          • 13310
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          What's up, Doc!

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                                                                                            • kmanrox
                                                                                              aka K-Man
                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                              • 29295
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Tala
                                                                                              Ohboy.

                                                                                              There goes his entire life. Holy shit.

                                                                                              he'll be on GFY before too long... watch

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                                                                                                • Tipsy
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 6989
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Are we taking bets on how many more post before reading the thread?
                                                                                                  Ignorance is never bliss.

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                                                                                                    • Twe Russ
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                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Thats a new one.

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                                                                                                        • kmanrox
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                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Tipsy
                                                                                                          Are we taking bets on how many more post before reading the thread?
                                                                                                          reading threads is for shmucks, drive by posting is the way to go
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                                                                                                            • swedguy
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                                                                                                              • 7981
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Love Brokers
                                                                                                              Like I stated in another post about the kid stealing the corps head, "this country is in serious fucking trouble!"
                                                                                                              It was in serious trouble way before that. But it sure is fucked up.

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                                                                                                                • ADL_JD
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                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                  • 460
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by spunky
                                                                                                                  Atleast they weren't english cuccumbers

                                                                                                                  Diddo - that is sick, but could have been worse.
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                                                                                                                    • Pete-KT
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                                                                                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                      • 51532
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      man what the fuck is wrong with kids these days

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                                                                                                                        • swedguy
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                                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                          • 7981
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Pete-KT
                                                                                                                          man what the fuck is wrong with kids these days
                                                                                                                          What's wrong with the society in general is a better question.

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                                                                                                                            • Raf1
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                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              what's wrong with gfy, that most people don't even ready the thread before answering is an even better question
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                                                                                                                                • groark
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                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  LOL only hardcore news today on gfy

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                                                                                                                                    • Tala
                                                                                                                                      Fucked if I know
                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 23368
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by pradaboy
                                                                                                                                      the scariest thing is most of us wouldn't be surprised if this had happened for real. People are sick nowadays
                                                                                                                                      Very true. As fucked up and sad as that is, it's very true.

                                                                                                                                      Well written, HOA. Ya got me.

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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          damn thats fukced up

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                                                                                                                                            • Rob
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                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 13310
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Tipsy
                                                                                                                                              Are we taking bets on how many more post before reading the thread?
                                                                                                                                              I'd say it makes page 2.

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                                                                                                                                                • MandyBlake
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                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 17761
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                                                                                                                  Can't post a link because I made it up. I wrote that fake story and it's funny that someone will tell the same story tomorrow about the boy fucking his sisters with carrots. The power of persuasion.

                                                                                                                                                  That's what we do, we sell fantasy.
                                                                                                                                                  well obviously it was fake. there is an obvious spelling error. lol
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                                                                                                                                                    • Rob
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                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 13310
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by MandyBlake
                                                                                                                                                      well obviously it was fake. there is an obvious spelling error. lol
                                                                                                                                                      My bad grammer is whut loste me my job at tha New York Tims.

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                                                                                                                                                        • Tala
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                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 23368
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by MandyBlake
                                                                                                                                                          well obviously it was fake. there is an obvious spelling error. lol
                                                                                                                                                          Spelling errors don't usually matter anymore, sadly. Ever tried to read a Sunday Tennessean?

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                                                                                                                                                            • swedguy
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Damn, you got me

                                                                                                                                                              I even skimmed the thread before I replid, but must've missed your post

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                                                                                                                                                                • Metalsound
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                                                  • 880
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Nice !! what an asshole I cant believe he do this to her sister, funny shit though. Well carrots will do better than cucumbers I think!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      If there is any consolation, at least the carrots imrpoved the girl's eye sight so that now they will more easily be able to identify the perpetrator at the trial. This is important since Bugs supposedly ate most of the evidence.

                                                                                                                                                                      Just be glad that Yosemite Sam, Wile E Coyote or the Taz (Tasmanian Devil) wasn't his role model.

                                                                                                                                                                      As the "real" Bugs once said...

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Fetish
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          This is pretty fucked up. What is causing this violence, TV, Movies, Video Games? Nobody did shit like this when we were kids.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • mardigras
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 14194
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Metalsound
                                                                                                                                                                              Nice !! what an asshole I cant believe he do this to her sister, funny shit though.
                                                                                                                                                                              Even if it were true it's not funny you find it funny
                                                                                                                                                                              .

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                                                                                                                                                                                • mardigras
                                                                                                                                                                                  Bon temps!
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 14194
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Fetish
                                                                                                                                                                                  This is pretty fucked up. What is causing this violence, TV, Movies, Video Games? Nobody did shit like this when we were kids.
                                                                                                                                                                                  Wonder if it would make any difference if the only Reply button was the one at the bottom of the page?
                                                                                                                                                                                  .

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                                                                                      Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 40077
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by mardigras
                                                                                                                                                                                      Wonder if it would make any difference if the only Reply button was the one at the bottom of the page?

                                                                                                                                                                                      lol..worth a try, huh?

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • HpicAnn
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          so its true you invented the history?
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • nojob
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 3682
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Nice story, now some newbie is going to try and act it out.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Rob
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 13310
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by HpicAnn
                                                                                                                                                                                                  so its true you invented the history?
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Not the history but I did invent the story. I do stupid shit when I'm bored.

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