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  • MickeyG
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 4134

    #1

    First Time Anal Experience Gone Wrong (Pic)



    I bet this happens more often then you'd think! Can you imagine?
  • gangbangjoe
    Ronin
    • May 2004
    • 17693

    #2
    i cant see shit

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    • tony299
      lurker
      • Aug 2002
      • 57021

      #3
      Thats a shitty story lol

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      • Manowar
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        • Dec 2003
        • 71528

        #4

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        • sickkittens
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          • Jul 2002
          • 25100

          #5
          I love the lawnmower analogy.

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          • alexg
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            • Aug 2003
            • 11287

            #6

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            • Spudman
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2002
              • 3198

              #7
              lol thats class
              Take it Easy !!!

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              • cfU
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                • Jan 2003
                • 933

                #8
                http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html

                Posted this before, but seems suiting, and is a funny read.

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                • HpicAnn
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                  • Mar 2005
                  • 4319

                  #9
                  incredible
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                  • Peter Romero
                    Long time no happy ending
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 10618

                    #10
                    Ah... the joys of ANAL! I've got too many stories to tell.


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                    • gangbangjoe
                      Ronin
                      • May 2004
                      • 17693

                      #11
                      Originally posted by cfU
                      http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html

                      Posted this before, but seems suiting, and is a funny read.

                      so funny

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                      • MickeyG
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2004
                        • 4134

                        #12
                        Originally posted by POV Porn guy
                        Ah... the joys of ANAL! I've got too many stories to tell.
                        do tell! I find these horror stories hilarious

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                        • foxylady
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 1829

                          #13
                          haha, very funny

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                          • spideriux
                            Registered User
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 17227

                            #14
                            ha ah funny one :D
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                            • axelcat
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                              • Jun 2002
                              • 25450

                              #15

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                              • LadyMischief
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                                • Sep 2002
                                • 18135

                                #16
                                hahaha that's horrible and hilarious all at the same time.

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                                • LROD
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2004
                                  • 114

                                  #17
                                  OMG-This is exactly why you need to choose an "ASS MASTER" for those first time experiences.
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                                  • TehKinkyHotness
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 533

                                    #18
                                    Omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                    • mufas
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                                      • Sep 2004
                                      • 1054

                                      #19
                                      Hahahaha

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                                      • aka
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 249

                                        #20
                                        aaaaaaaaah So funny
                                        they will have to write some Instructions on those toys

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                                        • koreanbbque
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                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 688

                                          #21
                                          hahahahaha.. funny story.
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                                          • WebTitan
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 5114

                                            #22
                                            "like i was rip-starting a lawn mower.."

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                                            • BlueWire
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 4628

                                              #23
                                              ...not bad...not bad...I've heard more outrageous...but thats pretty good

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                                              • NoCarrier
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                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 16356

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by cfU
                                                http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html

                                                Posted this before, but seems suiting, and is a funny read.
                                                HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAA

                                                OMFG! That was soooo hilarious!

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                                                • swedguy
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                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 7981

                                                  #25
                                                  "like I was rip-starting a lawn mower"

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                                                  • smack
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                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 10652

                                                    #26
                                                    oh good lord. when will people realize, you need to be gentle with anal.
                                                    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                    • MickeyG
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 4134

                                                      #27
                                                      I guess first timers have alot to learn

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                                                      • Kicker
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                                                        • Apr 2002
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • pornguy
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                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 62910

                                                          #29
                                                          Thats funny as hell.
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                                                          • boner 2.0
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                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 10970

                                                            #30
                                                            OWNED

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                                                            • shermo

                                                              #31
                                                              Hahahah! I wonder if she got a nice burn as well from him rip starting her asshole!

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                                                              • MandyBlake
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                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 17761

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by tony404
                                                                Thats a shitty story lol
                                                                lol you're funny!
                                                                that's kinda gross.
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                                                                • DWB
                                                                  Registered User
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 31779

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I did a shoot of a girl getting DP's and when the scene was over there was a small turn on the bed. No one saw it drop out... but it did.

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                                                                  • nuttyrom
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                    • 256

                                                                    #34
                                                                    hillarious!

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                                                                    • gunfodder
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 245

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Dead funny, laffed my ass off, like everyone else at the lawnmower bit ... it just puts the perfect picturein your mind !!!
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                                                                      • BruceM
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                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 4084

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Funny shit!
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                                                                        • hova
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                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 22430

                                                                          #37
                                                                          thats som funny shit
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                                                                          • jonesy
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                                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                                            • 6688

                                                                            #38
                                                                            crappy story
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                                                                            • dooglas
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 2068

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Haha awesome. Right in the pooper!

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                                                                              • Illicit
                                                                                wtf ?
                                                                                • Dec 2003
                                                                                • 11895

                                                                                #40
                                                                                hahaha omg thats a great story...
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                                                                                • IwantU Bryan
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                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                  • 1764

                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • ssp
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                                                                                    • Jan 2005
                                                                                    • 7990

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by cfU
                                                                                    http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html

                                                                                    Posted this before, but seems suiting, and is a funny read.
                                                                                    OMG!!!!!

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                                                                                    • Susan F
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                                                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                                                      • 397

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      That must really suck!


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                                                                                      • CJTraffic
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                                                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                                                        • 2571

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Both of those were hysterical.

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                                                                                        • Goose
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                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 5725

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I always knew that
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                                                                                          • nico-t
                                                                                            emperor of my world
                                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                                            • 29901

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            hahahaa man both stories were funny as fuck, that link tops everything tho damn haha

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                                                                                            • sniperwolf
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                                              • 17743

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by cfU
                                                                                              http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html

                                                                                              Posted this before, but seems suiting, and is a funny read.

                                                                                              i wonder if this is true...blaaaaaaaahhhh...lmao!
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                                                                                              • L0rdJuni0r
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                                                                                                • Oct 2004
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Thats a great story
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                                                                                                • naugthygUrL
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  hahaahahaha..

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                                                                                                  • flashfire
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                                                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                                                    • 13098

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    thats a shitty situation for sure

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