My Near Death Experience (What I saw)

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  • NoCarrier
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    • Mar 2002
    • 16356
    #1

    My Near Death Experience (What I saw)

    After drinking 2 bottle of Jack Daniels and smoking PCP, LSD and Ketamine.

    I think I died. I am not sure, but anyway. My heart flew away, I tried to stop it, but it was flying too fast

    Then I died.

    This is what I saw :

    Something was burning on the couch..



    Then, It was the hot air balloon trip.



    Just kidding.. It wasn't a nightmare..

    Here is the real balloon I saw :



    I finally reached space and my soul almost got hit by a giant asteroid..



    Then I saw Jesus..



    I woke up, I was still alive and I saw this on my monitor :



    So don't worry guys.. THERE IS AN AFTER LIFE!!!
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    • Arousal Design
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      • Jun 2002
      • 1358
      #2
      Lotsa free time on your hands eh? Entertaining to say the least! =D

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        • r3ap3r
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          • Jul 2004
          • 3535
          #3
          Very entertaining.
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            • Doc911
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              • Feb 2004
              • 3695
              #4
              I saw you seeing that. But I was busy working so I let you be


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                • NoCarrier
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                  • Mar 2002
                  • 16356
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Arousal Design
                  Lotsa free time on your hands eh? Entertaining to say the least! =D
                  Here is the original thread :

                  My Near Death Experience (What I Saw)

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                    • L0rdJuni0r
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                      • Oct 2004
                      • 5883
                      #6
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                        • MandyBlake
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 17761
                          #7
                          so Juicy is Jesus? lol
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                            • gunfodder
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                              • Aug 2004
                              • 245
                              #8
                              pisser pictures mate, well funny
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                                • dasexi1
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 934
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by MandyBlake
                                  so Juicy is Jesus? lol
                                  Juicy is Jesus? WOW whodathunkit juicy is jesus...
                                  it all makes sense now!
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                                    • wargames
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                                      • May 2003
                                      • 10423
                                      #10
                                      WTF...
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                                        • SleazyDream
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                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 41470
                                          #11
                                          Pasquel was having nightmears cause both Juicy and I were in Quebec.


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                                            • NoCarrier
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                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 16356
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                              Pasquel was having nightmears cause both Juicy and I were in Quebec.
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                                                • Shooting_Manic
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                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                  • 1740
                                                  #13


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                                                    • Headless
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 26727
                                                      #14
                                                      oh shitttttttttttttt

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                                                        • foxylady
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                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                          • 1829
                                                          #15
                                                          wtf... lol

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                                                            • Basic_man
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                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 27360
                                                              #16
                                                              Hahahaha, my favorite one is the fly :P
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                                                                • DomBuyer
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                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 2595
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Basic_man
                                                                  Hahahaha, my favorite one is the fly :P

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