Have you ever dumped them at the altar?

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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089
    #1

    Have you ever dumped them at the altar?

    Don't ask me why, but I am watching a movie that is ending with a wedding, and got me to thinking.

    I remember the first time, standing on the altar, church loaded with friends and family, she was walking up the aisle, and all I could do was look to my best man and wonder why he wasn't pulling me out of there.

    The next time I got married in my backyard with about 300 friends looking on. I think the only reason I did not back out was because there were so many people there, and I did not have the guts to tell them to keep their presents and enjoy the free food and alcohol.

    So, were any of you brave enough to wise up before saying "I do?"
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    • Shooting_Manic
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2005
      • 1740
      #2
      I took a dump and it was ultra nasty... does that count?

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        • biskoppen
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2003
          • 5809
          #3
          Originally posted by Shooting_Manic
          I took a dump and it was ultra nasty... does that count?

          There is nothing like a smelly brownie next to a priest
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            • Babagirls
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              • Feb 2001
              • 18812
              #4
              i've been with my boyfriend for almost 6 yrs now. i wanna be DAMN sure he's the one before i say "i do".




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                • hydro
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 4216
                  #5
                  Thankfully ive got a good 10 years before i'll need to face that long walk

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                    • Shooting_Manic
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 1740
                      #6
                      Originally posted by biskoppen
                      There is nothing like a smelly brownie next to a priest

                      Sends the bride to be running too.

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                        • Mr Pheer
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 22082
                          #7
                          I almost didnt show up to my 2nd wedding. It was in a huge church and like 150 of my exwife's friends and family and maybe 15 of mine because it was 1600 miles from my hometown. The planning of the wedding and the events leading up to it were so stressful that I didnt want anything to do with it. And I still wish I hadnt showed up for that shit, so maybe her mom woulda had a heart attack or something. Would have saved me alot of misery later

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                            • wargames
                              Kliris
                              • May 2003
                              • 10423
                              #8
                              Nope. That's bad.
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                                • Stacey_JoinRightNow
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 6269
                                  #9
                                  u'll suddenly feel at one point in your life that you're ready without any doubt to say "i do"

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                                    • AndrewKanuck
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 6706
                                      #10
                                      Never done that, but I've left one after the wedding by just leaving the country - it's good to be back in the US ;)

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                                        • cherrylula
                                          lol
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 15969
                                          #11
                                          no way, weddings = waste of time & money

                                          I laugh at people who spend thousands on them, and the file divorce.

                                          not necessary at all aside from tax reasons.

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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow
                                              u'll suddenly feel at one point in your life that you're ready without any doubt to say "i do"

                                              Yeah, right.

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                                                • Adult Insider Bubba
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                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 311
                                                  #13
                                                  Haven't been in the situation yet, and when I am, I think I'll be ready, but who knows???
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                                                    • GiantGnome
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                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 4344
                                                      #14
                                                      if you dont love them, you dont ask them. simple enough.
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                                                        • CDSmith
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 51460
                                                          #15
                                                          Haven't taken it as far as the altar yet, so no.

                                                          Close, was engaged once, but broke it off cold with her after a stormy 4 year relationship after wising up about facing the fact that she had a horrible temper and a bad drinking problem. No altar!
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                                                            • SleazyDream
                                                              I'm here for SPORT
                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 41470
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by baddog
                                                              Don't ask me why, but I am watching a movie that is ending with a wedding, and got me to thinking.

                                                              I remember the first time, standing on the altar, church loaded with friends and family, she was walking up the aisle, and all I could do was look to my best man and wonder why he wasn't pulling me out of there.

                                                              The next time I got married in my backyard with about 300 friends looking on. I think the only reason I did not back out was because there were so many people there, and I did not have the guts to tell them to keep their presents and enjoy the free food and alcohol.

                                                              So, were any of you brave enough to wise up before saying "I do?"
                                                              i agree - my whole fucking wedding is my BEST MAN's FAULT.


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                                                                • Rictor
                                                                  Old Timer
                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 12208
                                                                  #17
                                                                  No, I wish!

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