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Originally Posted by american pervert
toss some money on her when you get up
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That was the best response so far. Hillarious. I've done it so many ways it's funny. I remember one time in high school i had this chic over and after the magic was done i wanted her to leave so i called the operator and told them i was having troubles with my ringer and if she could do a test call for me. So when she called back i acted like it was my mom and when i hung up told her that moms was on the way and she had to go. Worked perfectly. Other times i have gotten dressed and acted like i had some where to go, walked them out, got in the car and drove around the block. That one works well but it depends on how late it is. If it's two in the morning you cant pull that one off. When it's late you have to be straight up. Offer her cab money and tell her you would rather sleep alone, something along the lines of "I like to stretch out". Either way she will feel like a whore when she leaves but it'll be up to her if she wants to come back or not. If i know women like i know women, she'll be back.
It really depends on the chic though. There are the ones who's company you actually enjoy so you dont mind if they stay, especially if she cooks in the morning. I'm not single anymore but when i was there were a few who i actually let stay because they were really cool. They coud actually watch a football game with me and not talk a lot.
There's no easy way to do it without her getting offended so good luck man!
