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  • Jake
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2001
    • 3056
    #1

    Sex In Marketing Of Everyting & Anything (PIC)

    So I get this flyer via snail mail yesterday and I have 3 questions:
    1. Is the girl pictured in the flyer my "local satellite specialist"?
    2. Is she coming to my house to personally install my satellite system?
    3. If the answer to question 2 is yes, then will she be coming dressed like she is in the flyer?

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    • BRISK
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Feb 2003
      • 12240
      #2
      Way too much going on in that add. Gives me a headache.
      I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
      I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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        • buddyjuf
          #3
          Originally posted by BRISK
          Way too much going on in that add. Gives me a headache.
          ditto...

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            • Screaming
              I can change this!!!!!
              • Feb 2004
              • 18972
              #4
              well that would improve customer service for many

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                • StuartD
                  Sofa King Band
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 29903
                  #5
                  1 -3 : Doubtful.

                  4: will they come to do the satellite install in an H2? Also doubtful.

                  That's one big advertisement full of BS.
                  This is me on facebook
                  This is me on twitter

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                    • Jake
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 3056
                      #6
                      Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
                      ...4: will they come to do the satellite install in an H2?...
                      I didn't even bring that one up because I figured the thread would get hijacked by all the H2 haters.

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                        • tASSy
                          Spread The Pink!
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 8229
                          #7
                          oh jake, i love your h2 now that it's pink! wait, what's that? it's not?! ;)

                          i'll come install your dish if allie will play the lonely housewife...

                          tassy*PINK
                          * ICQ ~ 318*097*066 *


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                            • Jake
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 3056
                              #8
                              Originally posted by tASSy
                              oh jake, i love your h2 now that it's pink! wait, what's that? it's not?! ;)

                              i'll come install your dish if allie will play the lonely housewife...
                              Only if I get to video the whole thing for ummmmmm, "future use".

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                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 38323
                                  #9
                                  She's a Dish...

                                  Instead of more than 60 channels, they should have put more than 69!

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                                    • tASSy
                                      Spread The Pink!
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 8229
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Jake
                                      Only if I get to video the whole thing for ummmmmm, "future use".
                                      well...yeah; that'd be half the reason for the "installation" in the first place.

                                      tassy*PINK
                                      * ICQ ~ 318*097*066 *


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                                        • Jake
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2001
                                          • 3056
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by tASSy
                                          well...yeah; that'd be half the reason for the "installation" in the first place.
                                          Well then, cum on over! Allie said she'd love to have you do her "install" as long as it came with a good "ongoing service package"

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                                            • foxylady
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2004
                                              • 1829
                                              #12
                                              it really improve the marketing

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                                                • 2HousePlague
                                                  CURATOR
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 14572
                                                  #13
                                                  Hmmmm....

                                                  What's this an ad for?


                                                  Or this...


                                                  Or this...



                                                  I guess it's not WHAT you buy, but how you FEEL when you buy it.

                                                  At least in the satellite dish ad, the product you're actually being sold is both pictured and descibed, even if distracted from a teensy bit by the presence of an implausibly attractive "technician" --




                                                  Unfortunately, TRUTH in (SEX-themed) Advertising usually looks something like this:




                                                  j-
                                                  tada!

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                                                    • Jake
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                      • 3056
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                      She's a Dish...

                                                      Instead of more than 60 channels, they should have put more than 69!

                                                      ADG Webmaster
                                                      No doubt

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                                                        • shermo
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Jake
                                                          Well then, cum on over! Allie said she'd love to have you do her "install" as long as it came with a good "ongoing service package"
                                                          Just note that I am her supervisor. I must accompany her to some random jobs to make sure the "installation" is going well. Expect to see me there...possibly hiding in the closet.

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                                                            • Relish XXX
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                              • 4904
                                                              #16
                                                              What is h2?

                                                              Thanks

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                                                                • Dalai lama
                                                                  Strength and Honor
                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                  • 16540
                                                                  #17
                                                                  no, no, no

                                                                  plus that adv looks 20 years old

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                                                                    • Jake
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                      • 3056
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by shermsshack
                                                                      Just note that I am her supervisor. I must accompany her to some random jobs to make sure the "installation" is going well. Expect to see me there...possibly hiding in the closet.
                                                                      LoL, Hey bro it was great to finally meet you in Phoenix after all these years!

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                                                                        • 2HousePlague
                                                                          CURATOR
                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                          • 14572
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Here's another shameless re-direct...




                                                                          j-
                                                                          tada!

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                                                                            • Alex Xe
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                                                                              Here's another shameless re-direct...




                                                                              j-
                                                                              Funny pic!

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                                                                                • pubenemy
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                  • 990
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  If Im one of the first 100 customers does she escort me to dinner and a movie?
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                                                                                    • Head
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                      • 8278
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      If so send her over to me!!

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                                                                                        • realistixxx
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                          • 191
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by tASSy
                                                                                          oh jake, i love your h2 now that it's pink! wait, what's that? it's not?! ;)

                                                                                          i'll come install your dish if allie will play the lonely housewife...
                                                                                          Tassy- are you going to be in Montreal for the forum next month??? Saw the pics of you and Holly from Phoenix and they are very HOT!!! Any more from the private collection?
                                                                                          www.realistixxx.com

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                                                                                            • OG LennyT
                                                                                              Wall Street Pimp
                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                              • 14345
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by tASSy
                                                                                              oh jake, i love your h2 now that it's pink! wait, what's that? it's not?! ;)

                                                                                              i'll come install your dish if allie will play the lonely housewife...
                                                                                              all I can say is WOW
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                                                                                                • squizzel
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                  • 900
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  chick should be nude

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                                                                                                    • Chio The Pirate
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                      • 946
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      YARGH! This post reminded me of a series of joke "retro" ads I did a few years back. Here be some of my favorites.















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                                                                                                        • Jake
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                                                          • 3056
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by dvd316
                                                                                                          all I can say is WOW
                                                                                                          Agreed!

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                                                                                                            • Kicker
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                                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                                              • 7040
                                                                                                              #28
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                                                                                                                • L0rdJuni0r
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                                                                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                  • 5883
                                                                                                                  #29
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                                                                                                                    • gunfodder
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                      • 245
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                                                                                                                      YARGH! This post reminded me of a series of joke "retro" ads I did a few years back. Here be some of my favorites.















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                                                                                                                      harrr thee be mighty funee pictures thargh ...
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                                                                                                                        • naugthygUrL
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                                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                          • 3448
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          wow..nice one

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                                                                                                                            • wargames
                                                                                                                              Kliris
                                                                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                                                                              • 10423
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Your ad makes me dizzy.
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